43 definitions by bagitbabe

kneebaby

An African-American term for the child who stands next to his/her mama's knee, while mama holds the armbaby.

"Se done died when se was a kneebaby. A high wind come and took her breaf away."

by bagitbabe May 16, 2008

affair

A word used by women of a certain age who are dried up sexually that means an event and not a sexual liaison.

"I'm having an affair."
"Oh, are you having it catered?"

by bagitbabe May 15, 2008

Triple A

A penis so small that when it's erect it's the size of a AAA battery.

It's not the Triple A size that counts, but how you use it.

by bagitbabe May 16, 2008

fullerism

Whining phrases from a guy who's been rejected for good reason.

All he said were fullerisms about her.

by bagitbabe May 4, 2008

ah-so-choy-yo

A person of asian origin;

Go down to the ah-so-choy-yo store and get us some beer.

by bagitbabe August 27, 2008

DVVG

The Drunken Vietnam Vet Guy (DVVG) who can't stop telling the same old Vietnam war stories in which he is always the hero.

DVVG is at my door again. I'm so sick of that guy.

by bagitbabe August 16, 2008

perfume emergency

A female date who excuses herself to go to the ladies room because of a "perfume emergency" but never returns.

She had a date with Richard, excused herself to go to the bathroom because she needed to put on more perfume (perfume emergency), but she never came back to the table, leaving Richard wondering what happened to her.

by bagitbabe August 16, 2008