bagitbabe's definitions

ludite

a person who is addicted to ludes (methaqualone)

Girl, she is a major ludite!

by bagitbabe August 24, 2008

perfume emergency

A female date who excuses herself to go to the ladies room because of a "perfume emergency" but never returns.

She had a date with Richard, excused herself to go to the bathroom because she needed to put on more perfume (perfume emergency), but she never came back to the table, leaving Richard wondering what happened to her.

by Bagitbabe October 9, 2008

talking head

A psychiatrist whose patient isn't yet communicative and he must do all the talking himself.

I'm still seeing the talking head although I don't say much. He does all the talking, then gives me the meds, which was why I was there to begin with.

by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008

phone masterbator

A sex freak who leaves a voice mail message about having sex while masterbating.

I can't believe that guy did that to you. Isn't there a phone masterbator law?

by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008

wampejawed

Something is not put together well; not level; doesn't look right; something that has something wrong with when looked at.

I think that bicycle is wampejawed. Did you put it together without the instructions?

by bagitbabe October 12, 2008

Brucer

Male homosexual, named for a flaming homosexual named Bruce.

He's a definite Brucer. You can tell because he's always saying "Bruce, get the lube."

by Bagitbabe October 12, 2008

Big Detecto

The cameras and other security devices that are everywhere invading our privacy and watching us 24 hours a day. Can locate us by satellite wherever we are.

Everywhere I go, Big Detecto is there.

by bagitbabe May 15, 2008