Specjaculate

An explosion of speculation over something very small.

That guy specjaculated over thinking that she would fall in love with him.

Specjaculate by Shane O September 6, 2007

specjaculate

verb

To cause a fanboy to spontaneously ejaculate over unfounded speculation and rumors regarding upcoming company products.

Mac zealots around the world specjaculated after seeing some faked shots of a rumored Apple iVideoPhonePod.

specjaculate by iceberg July 16, 2008

Spejaculation 

When Speculation and ejaculation have one thing in common,they both can be a lot of wank.

;"The poperazzi official response was that it was an act of holy war on the Protestants ,was proven to be more Spejaculation"

Spejaculation by Belteshazzar September 1, 2009

Sneejaculate

1) Sneezing at the same time you ejaculate.

2) Ejaculation caused by sneezing.

I sneejaculated when I had sex last night.
I sneejaculated in math class, thank god no one saw.

Sneejaculate by ErenYayger October 22, 2014

specjaculation 

A portmanteau of "spectacular" and "ejaculation". Used to describe an ejaculation that is so great, it spurts out like a fireman water hose.

Oh my god the sex was so mind-blowing, I was thrown to the ceiling when Kyle had a specjaculation.

specjaculation by melancholy1 January 20, 2009

Spectaculating 

It means that something is so good that you must have it.
Also means that it is very fantastic.

The chocolate cake was rich and velvety and just spectaculating.

Spectaculating by Jillian Margaux Selander October 9, 2006

Spejaculate 

The process of spontaneously ejaculating on experiencing (seeing/smelling/hearing/touching) something highly arousing, without physical stimulation of the penis. Unlike ejaculation the penis may not always be erect. Spejaculation is sometimes compared with nocturnal emissions and spontaneous orgasms, however, unlike the former it can occur during a waking state and unlike the latter it need not be induced. Though its occurrence is quite rare, Spejaculation occurs among males between the ages of 20-45 and is more frequent among individuals actively restraining sexual desire, i.e. not masturbating.

"I always spejaculate at the titty bar"
"It was horrible! He totally spejaculated when I took my clothes off"
"dude, you better jerk off before that party.. there's gonna be alot of tight A.. you don't wanna spejaculate again do ya?"
"God shes so hot, I totally spejaculated my pants"

Spejaculate by funnyfucker April 8, 2009