specjaculate

verb

To cause a fanboy to spontaneously ejaculate over unfounded speculation and rumors regarding upcoming company products.

Mac zealots around the world specjaculated after seeing some faked shots of a rumored Apple iVideoPhonePod.

by iceberg July 16, 2008

specjaculation

A portmanteau of "spectacular" and "ejaculation". Used to describe an ejaculation that is so great, it spurts out like a fireman water hose.

Oh my god the sex was so mind-blowing, I was thrown to the ceiling when Kyle had a specjaculation.

by melancholy1 January 20, 2009

Specjaculate

An explosion of speculation over something very small.

That guy specjaculated over thinking that she would fall in love with him.

by Shane O September 06, 2007