Spejaculation

When Speculation and ejaculation have one thing in common,they both can be a lot of wank.

;"The poperazzi official response was that it was an act of holy war on the Protestants ,was proven to be more Spejaculation"

by Belteshazzar September 1, 2009

speakulation

1. when someone with a microphone hijacks the peace and quiet of a public space with unwanted, unintelligible, or superfluous information.

I finally got settled in my seat in the back of the plane. I pulled out my book and began to get back into the complex and entertaining storyline. That is when the "speakulation" began spewing out of the speaker above my head. The flight attendant, then the pilot, then the flight attendant again, over and over every thirty seconds for most of the flight, I was bombarded with unintelligible, and unwanted information that actually hurt my ears to listen to.

by Fotofly November 27, 2010

shejaculation

The female ejaculation often caused by a tender caress of the "g-spot" in a "come hither" motion. Related words are shejaculate (n) and shejaculate (v).

Heather shejaculated all over my face and eyes, so now I can't see bitch.
Her shejaculation got all over my bed.
I had to wash her shejaculate off my sheets the next morning.

by Kevin Keegan February 12, 2005

specjaculation

A portmanteau of "spectacular" and "ejaculation". Used to describe an ejaculation that is so great, it spurts out like a fireman water hose.

Oh my god the sex was so mind-blowing, I was thrown to the ceiling when Kyle had a specjaculation.

by melancholy1 January 20, 2009

sperculation

Speaking charismatically, telling people what they want to hear also know as spitting game. This word was originally started by Chicago rap group U.H.B. (Torpedo Mac, Hi-Side And Prince Reno) around year 2000.

Tiara is fine as hell, how did dude get her?

I don't know, but his sperculation must have been on point.

by Torpedo Mac March 15, 2011

speculation

An unidentified substance, resembling jizz, that appears somewhere it is not normally found.

"You have some speculation in the corner of your mouth."
"No, I was just eating some ranch wings."

by thespeculator October 18, 2009

Speculationatoryativenousness

(noun) An essay type that after a week talking about in english class, the students still have no idea what to write on, or about

"What were we supposed to write on again?"

"Speculationatoryativenousness"

by bascomstudent December 16, 2011