Named after the rusty stuffs of Sloss Furnace in Birmingham, Alabama, a Slossage is an attendee of Furnace Fest. Not to be confused with, or considered less than, a Furnie.
Man those Slossages really know how to spin kick, someday they’ll find peace with the Furnies.
The man penis Tino flaunts in her mom jeans to scare away the evil MAN who only inhabit her world.
While I ,a man, was strolling down the halls of MSA, I ran into the deadly Tino, who immediately flattened me with it's Szossage. I will not be returning soon.