sassage

Real men don't eat quiche; they eat sassages. So do real women. Sassages are the new fish. They are the new black.

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slang for a full service massage offered in a brothel posing as a legitimate massage parlor.

my dry streak went on for so long that I went and got myself a sassage.

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SA-SAGE : cock, dick , willy, schlong , your moms best friend

"hey hinerman how you like that sassage in the anal passage" "oh i love it man especially steve guantts when we make out at partys and fuck each other in the brown eye"

sassage by ell pizzle October 11, 2004

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Sassage

A word with no signifigance but just their to answer a question you don't give a shit about.

Tom: Hey Mark, how's your girl friend doing.

Mark:Sassage!!!

Sassage by Shittles June 17, 2007

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another word for penis, cock, schlong, dong, etc.

sassage by greg January 11, 2004

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When someone is so sassy, they're savage.

Tom: Sissy is so sassy today it's actually pretty savage.
Sissy: I'm sassage. What do you expect.

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When you feel a breeze in your shorts and realize your sassage fell between the slit in your boxers.

In class...
Jason: Dude, why are you touchin yourself?
Mark: I've got a mean case of the sassage pants!
Jason: Haha good luck

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