sassage

A sausage with attitude.

Real men don't eat quiche; they eat sassages. So do real women. Sassages are the new fish. They are the new black.

by Sarah Shrubb March 12, 2008

sassage

slang for a full service massage offered in a brothel posing as a legitimate massage parlor.

my dry streak went on for so long that I went and got myself a sassage.

by disgruntled hobbiest February 02, 2009

sassage

SA-SAGE : cock, dick , willy, schlong , your moms best friend

"hey hinerman how you like that sassage in the anal passage" "oh i love it man especially steve guantts when we make out at partys and fuck each other in the brown eye"

by ell pizzle October 11, 2004

sassage

another word for penis, cock, schlong, dong, etc.

I stuck my polish sassage in her.

by greg January 11, 2004

Sassage

A word with no signifigance but just their to answer a question you don't give a shit about.

Tom: Hey Mark, how's your girl friend doing.

Mark:Sassage!!!

by Shittles May 29, 2007

Sassage Pants

When you feel a breeze in your shorts and realize your sassage fell between the slit in your boxers.

In class...
Jason: Dude, why are you touchin yourself?
Mark: I've got a mean case of the sassage pants!
Jason: Haha good luck

by Beautyblood August 23, 2010

sassage fest

is when an individual (or a group of people whose girl to guy ratio is lacking) uncontrollably releases an unheard amount of sass on others

often mistaken for the term sausage fest

That dude is having a sassage fest right now, somebody's gotta stop him before poor Willy loses his dignity.

by devine2029 November 22, 2010