soysage 

Breakfast links or patties designed to mimic real sausage, but made of non-meat soy products.

Rachel: What's for breakfast?
Susie: French toast and soysage links!
Rachel: Delish!

soysage by Matthew Lake November 8, 2007

soysage 

a type of sausage mad with soy.

Griffen was eating his soysage when Brad punched him.

soysage by rcat100 February 5, 2010

Sosage Rolex 

The art of wrapping ones penis around another person wrist.

Chris: "Oh my, that's one nice Sosage Rolex you have there"
Paul: "Yeah, I inherited it off my grandfather."

Sosage Rolex by eNxi June 8, 2009

sossage

Used as a slang word for "shit" in Australia.

"Parker makes me eat sossage" - GaydenX

sossage by Snake_eyez6910 April 23, 2008

Sossage Frenzy

To consume large amounts of quality meat products at your mums, without coming up for air!!

Hi mum are we having having a sossage frenzy tonight

Sossage Frenzy by Big Tone 69er December 21, 2008

sosage 

A penis which has had many wanks

That's a sosage

sosage by Gym from the Dan September 9, 2020

Soyrage

The uncontrolled immature outburst of rage, usually fueled by heavy soy consumption in conjunction with SSRIs.

That guy went into a Soyrage when I used the wrong pronoun. How was I supposed to know he's a "she"? "She" had an epic 5 0'clock shadow.

Soyrage by Hot Rangus July 2, 2024