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Sassage Pants 

When you feel a breeze in your shorts and realize your sassage fell between the slit in your boxers.
In class...
Jason: Dude, why are you touchin yourself?
Mark: I've got a mean case of the sassage pants!
Jason: Haha good luck
Sassage Pants by Beautyblood August 23, 2010
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smessage 

Noun. An SMS message (or text message).
My mate just sent me a smessage.
smessage by Super Spong Brothers September 1, 2006
When something makes complete and uttter sense.
Now I understand, that makes total sensage!
Sensage by Janet Foe March 18, 2012
Used as a slang word for "shit" in Australia.
"Parker makes me eat sossage" - GaydenX
sossage by Snake_eyez6910 April 23, 2008

sassage fest 

is when an individual (or a group of people whose girl to guy ratio is lacking) uncontrollably releases an unheard amount of sass on others

often mistaken for the term sausage fest
That dude is having a sassage fest right now, somebody's gotta stop him before poor Willy loses his dignity.
sassage fest by devine2029 November 24, 2010
Real men don't eat quiche; they eat sassages. So do real women. Sassages are the new fish. They are the new black.
sassage by Sarah Shrubb March 11, 2008