sessage

When marijuana is placed inside the skin of a sausage and smoked. Usually used when a users papers are low.
Similar to a spliff, only using sausage skin

At Jonos place we had no papers so Cameron made us the meanest sessage.

by Benismetal March 21, 2008

Sassage Pants

When you feel a breeze in your shorts and realize your sassage fell between the slit in your boxers.

In class...
Jason: Dude, why are you touchin yourself?
Mark: I've got a mean case of the sassage pants!
Jason: Haha good luck

by Beautyblood August 23, 2010

smessage

Noun. An SMS message (or text message).

My mate just sent me a smessage.

by Super Spong Brothers September 1, 2006

Sensage

When something makes complete and uttter sense.

Now I understand, that makes total sensage!

by Janet Foe March 18, 2012

sossage

Used as a slang word for "shit" in Australia.

"Parker makes me eat sossage" - GaydenX

by Snake_eyez6910 April 23, 2008

sassage fest

is when an individual (or a group of people whose girl to guy ratio is lacking) uncontrollably releases an unheard amount of sass on others

often mistaken for the term sausage fest

That dude is having a sassage fest right now, somebody's gotta stop him before poor Willy loses his dignity.

by devine2029 November 24, 2010

sassage

A sausage with attitude.

Real men don't eat quiche; they eat sassages. So do real women. Sassages are the new fish. They are the new black.

by Sarah Shrubb March 11, 2008