Top definition
jeans highlighting the flat curvature of the 40+ buttocks. Similies: upside-down-heart shaped-butt. Commonly seen aacompained with front butt. Extremly high waist, and always a crappy shade of blue or black. Usually found in Kohl's or Mervyn's.
"Susie, now that youve had 10 kids, lets get you into some mom jeans.."
by hot k January 06, 2004
Get the mug
Get a mom jeans mug for your father-in-law Manafort.
May 8 Word of the Day
1. Slight sins or offenses
2. Petty crimes or small infractions
3. Las Vegas Punk Rock!
Peccadilloes shows rule.
by James Messina August 11, 2006
Get the mug
Get a Peccadilloes mug for your fish Georges.
3
ugly very high jeans with 9 inch zippers that moms wear. sometimes containing elastic waist bands. very narrow at the bottom and big along the hips. they fit mom just the way she likes it.
these mom jeans say, "i'm not a woman anymore...I'm a Mom!"
by juliepoolie April 22, 2006
Get the mug
Get a mom jeans mug for your coworker Yasemin.
4
1. Jeans that are often strong very high on a woman. Usually 3 to 4 inches above the belly botton. Often is seen at soccer games, baseball games, and other outdoor recreational activities.
CONTINUED. Usually is accompanied by a thin belt, and a tucked in shirt. Jeans are often broken in and are a warn in light blue type jeans.
CONTINUED. Also since the jeans are high strung in the crotch area it is also very likely to see a pouch type pertusion in the front, an upside down heart in the back, muffin topping on the top, or the famous panty lines.
Camel Toe is a common side affect of Mom Jeans.
God Damn, these pants are ridin me like Mom Jeans.

Nothin makes me more horny for soccer moms then Mom Jeans.
by Erik S April 16, 2006
Get the mug
Get a mom jeans mug for your friend Rihanna.
5
High waisted jeans with a tapered leg. Nobody looks good in these type of jeans. They make your thighs, hips, and belly look much bigger than they actually are.

A lot of women in their 40s tend to only buy these type of pants for a reason the baffles me. If you own a pair of Mom Jeans, you should burn them right away.
"Holy shit! Those Mom Jeans would make a supermodel look fat and frumpy!"
by NChick1987 February 09, 2006
Get the mug
Get a mom jeans mug for your bunkmate Bob.
6
when elastic banded jeans/SLACKS/pants are pulled up WAY past the waist!! (not flattering) Usually accompanied by a sexy cardigan boasting birds or wildlife, and accessorized with a quilted purse. Also known as high pantsing..
HAHAHAHAHA!! Check out the douche wearing the MOM JEANS and fanny pack. What a loser!!!
by pones McChicken fingaz November 01, 2003
Get the merch
Get the mom jeans neck gaiter and mug.

Activity