sontea 

gras prost si autist; guzgan; soacat; sobolan. schioparlan;

He is such a sontea, says Stef.

sontea by sin/cos=tan February 14, 2024

Sontia 

Sontia is a noun used to refer to a woman with certain characteristics. These include copper colored eyes that can melt you or make you burst into flames depending on her mood, skin that sweats Chanel, breath that always smells like lemon and strawberry, even if she just ate shrimp and an onion, hair that smells like a lilac farted, a long, smooth neck that ain't got no fat on it, titties that fill up your whole hands, a back and nipples with no hair growing on them, 4 or 5 feet of legs that just look like smooth milk chocolate, legs that just keep going on up and up until they make a perfect ass of themselves, an ass that only jiggles once when you slap it and doesn't have any hail damage, a pussy that smells exactly like the phrase, "lick me" sounds, tastes like it would be a Ben and Jerry's flavor if they weren't gay hippies, and can tie a quarter in a knot.

Mentally, a woman that is 'Sontia' is so talented that she made John Lenin want to pay a guy to off him (big conspiracy led by Bush), Jimi Hendrix to overdose, and Kurt Cobain to Cheney himself in the face because of their obvious impotence and incompetence. Also, she is so smart that you will never have a chance to hook up with her. Unless you are 'The Rock' (Dwayne Johnson).

Side effects of exposure to Sontia sexuals include forgetting the names of all of your ex's. These effects are cumulative, and will result in a resistance to triflin' hos; you will find yourself talking to a woman and you will think, "This bitch ain't Sontia at all!"

Bob: Man, check that bitch out... She's Sontia!

John: I don't even know her, but call her a bitch again! I swear, I will bite your ear off like Mike Tyson! You're the bitch!

Sontia by t_doffing July 16, 2009

Sontard 

Sontard is the oldest child of youtubers Shaycarl and Katilette. He is the older brother of Princesstard, Babytard, and Rocktard. As the eldest child, Sontard is a very loving older bro and looks out for all his younger siblings. He definitely looks up to his father in a lot of ways and will prove to be a great man someday.

Of all things, Sontard definitely knows how to bust some moves. He will break out dancing anytime, anywhere. His specialty is definitely the worm. Sontard is also mad G and loves hip hop. All the girls in his class like him, leading him to wonder "how did I get so handsome?"

Some of his other hobbies include chasing his sister around the house and playing sports. He's probably the buffest, coolest, more awesome 1st grader you'll ever meet.

Person 1: WHOA! Is that Sontard doing the worm dance and being cool and sh**?!

Person 2: Hell yeah, bro!

Sontard: I'll do the worm dance anytime and anywhere I go!
Person: Prove it.
Sontard: *breaks down and does the sickest worm dance in history*
Person: EPIC!

Sontard by ilovemypuppyjenna97 August 19, 2011

Sontails 

A Pairing between sonic the hedgehog and Miles Tails Prower

sonic x Tails = Sontails

Sontails by Liquid Halo November 4, 2008

sonted 

stoned (as you might type it when you're stoned)

when jamie zawinski was writing scrmable.pl, mayeb he was as sonted as i am now. then agian, maybe ont.

sonted by Albin Pahernik March 24, 2004

Soneta 

Soneta is a female name and means beautiful being. Someone named Soneta is blessed with beautiful jeans and usually has an amazing husband.

I saw Soneta and i fell in love.

Soneta by fliderman February 4, 2010

Sontaran 

An ugly, irritating bastard with no neck.
They can be seen in call-centres located in Central Scotland.
Named after the alien race seen in the TV series 'Doctor Who'.

''That tosser is a Sontaran mongtard.
I hate the cunt's guts.''

Sontaran by Abdul Um Bongo March 12, 2009