Sontia

Sontia is a noun used to refer to a woman with certain characteristics. These include copper colored eyes that can melt you or make you burst into flames depending on her mood, skin that sweats Chanel, breath that always smells like lemon and strawberry, even if she just ate shrimp and an onion, hair that smells like a lilac farted, a long, smooth neck that ain't got no fat on it, titties that fill up your whole hands, a back and nipples with no hair growing on them, 4 or 5 feet of legs that just look like smooth milk chocolate, legs that just keep going on up and up until they make a perfect ass of themselves, an ass that only jiggles once when you slap it and doesn't have any hail damage, a pussy that smells exactly like the phrase, "lick me" sounds, tastes like it would be a Ben and Jerry's flavor if they weren't gay hippies, and can tie a quarter in a knot.

Mentally, a woman that is 'Sontia' is so talented that she made John Lenin want to pay a guy to off him (big conspiracy led by Bush), Jimi Hendrix to overdose, and Kurt Cobain to Cheney himself in the face because of their obvious impotence and incompetence. Also, she is so smart that you will never have a chance to hook up with her. Unless you are 'The Rock' (Dwayne Johnson).

Side effects of exposure to Sontia sexuals include forgetting the names of all of your ex's. These effects are cumulative, and will result in a resistance to triflin' hos; you will find yourself talking to a woman and you will think, "This bitch ain't Sontia at all!"

Bob: Man, check that bitch out... She's Sontia!

John: I don't even know her, but call her a bitch again! I swear, I will bite your ear off like Mike Tyson! You're the bitch!

by t_doffing July 16, 2009

Malyk Santíago

Malyk Santíago is a perfect charming Model who is very nice to everyone he surrounds himself by, who doesn’t let anyone bring him down, he’s super supportive, And loves each and one of his fans that supports him to the fullest including his haters, he is a very amazing outgoing person to be around, he is a very authentic and unique person on this planet, because there’s no one like him. But don’t let his niceness and cuteness fool you, he can be mean ten times you think sometimes but only towards his haters.

A Hater — “ he think he’s all that.”
Malyk Santíago — “ laughs & continues to stay unbothered.”

by Goddess.eyptian February 18, 2019

Sonia

Sonia is shy and quiet at first, but after a while she is crazy, outspoken, and not afraid to take a stand. She is very sweet and caring, and gives people second chances. But if you try to walk all over her or her friends, she'll make sure you know what you did wrong. Sonia doesn't like talking in front of a crowd, but when she does people listen. Sonia has the ability to come up with a powerful argument quickly, and uses that in her favor. Sonia's very picky about who gets to know her, but those who get to, are very lucky.

boy: do you have any Sonias around here?
girl: yeah, my best friend is a Sonia.
boy: LUCKY!!

by kitty.cat13 January 3, 2019

Sonia Nevermind

Sonia Nevermind, from Super Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair, is the Ultimate Princess. She has long blonde hair, blue eyes, and she wears a green dress with a green hairbow, red neckbow, and red shoes. She is commonly shipped with Kazuichi Souda and Gundham Tanaka.

Kazuichi Souda: "Hello, Miss Sonia!"
Sonia Nevermind: "Shoo, bitch."

by neprona October 31, 2020

Sonia

Sonia is a type of person you can speak about your problems to. Once you meet her she's a very sweet angel. She's always there when you need her. She's a super gorgeous girl created by god. She's a bitch but in a good way. She knows how to make people sthu. Sonia is the best person you could ever meet. She's the type of person you can cry on, laugh with, and once you lay your eyes on her or talk to her you wish you could be with her for the rest of our life. Although if you do something wrong she is not afraid to rip your throats out. If you have a friend named Sonia then you're very lucky

Girl: Who is that?
Boy: That's Sonia. She's an amazing person!
Girl: I want her to be my friend already!

by Babygirl4 June 19, 2017

amy santiago

Amy Santiago is a police sergeant on Brooklyn 99. Super competitive nerd with an inexplicable love for stationery. Lifetime ambition is to become a police captain. Married to fellow detective Jake Peralta!

Is that Amy Santiago? I heard that she owned two graphing calculators... sad...

by Brooklyn-Define-Define October 6, 2018

Joey Santiago

The awesome lead guitarist of the Alt. Rock band the Pixies. His unique style of playing and his calm demeanor makes him even more of a badass then Bruce Lee kicking a bear version of Miley Cyrus in the throat.

When the mighty one known as Joey Santiago played the solos for "Vamos" my Liver and balls nearly imploded in majesty.

by Sonar Corp October 14, 2013