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Free-range dating 

Meeting partners irl instead of on dating apps.
Friend: you pull on tinder?
Me: naw, I only do free-range dating. I go outside.
Free-range dating by t_doffing December 24, 2023

wee-wee'd up 

To freak out when the president spends money at a rate unrivaled in human history while he takes over the banks, the auto industry, and the health care industry, and oversteps the constitutional bounds on the powers of the executive branch on a daily basis.

This term is only used by people with a childlike mentality, or by those completely lacking intellect.
John: HOLY CHRIST! Obama and the democrats are destroying my country!

Bob: Oh, quit getting all wee-wee'd up.

John: Wee-wee'd up? Are we in kindergarten?!? If you can't speak like an adult, then shut the fuck up.
wee-wee'd up by t_doffing August 21, 2009

Five Dollar Burrito 

1) A giant burrito including some kind of meat (carnitas, carne asada, al pastor, barbacoa, pollo, etc.), rice, beans (black or pinto), cheese, sour cream, salsa, pico de gallo, avacado or guacamole, and a cucumber slice, a lime slice, and a radish on the side.

2) An item that is used to describe or compare with a well endowed woman. An amazon woman can be described as being thicker than a 'five dollar burrito'.
1) Speaking to a waiter/waitress that knows little English, while pointing at the menu,

"I'll have the five dollar burrito, carnitas, con todo. And un Modelo Especial."

2) Two construction workers eating lunch in a work van in front of a convenience store, when one of the workers spots a hottie that is five foot ten, 145 lbs, with large breasts, a small waist, wide hips and a round ass, and long, long legs,

John: Dude, check that out! She is thicker than a five dollar burrito! ... Seems like she gave me a ride home from the bar one night...

Bob: That's my mom, fucker!

John: That's right, she gave me a ride home from your house. She damn near broke me!

Bob: Shut up!

John: Move out of your mom's basement!
Five Dollar Burrito by t_doffing August 11, 2009

Back it up and dump it 

When dancing at the club: This is when a woman faces away from you, bends over, and uses you like a stripper pole. This usually includes booty to package contact, with rhythmic grinding, followed with a quick squat performed by the woman to where dat ass either hits the dance floor, or your shoe.

When having sexuals: This is when, while in the doggy style position or one of its variants, the woman either pushes back upon the male member and then grinds on the cock while it is fully inside of her, or when the woman gyrates her hips vertically while stroking back and forth on the cock.
lil Wayne in the song, 'Every Girl': "...I just wanna get behind it, and watch you back it up and dump it..."

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Bob: What did you do this weekend?

John: Well, Friday, yo mama called me when you went to sleep, and I came over and let her back it up and dump it.

Bob: Shut up!

John: Move out of yo mama's basement!
To own the pussy. One is said to have 'rode the pussy out' when the pussy is tired , a little sore, and totally satisfied. Sorry that all you bitch niggas don't know what I'm talkin' about.
(Woman that wants to give oral sex to the man that is effectively humping her): I wanna taste that big dick before you ride out my pussy.
ride out by t_doffing July 26, 2009
Verb: to own that pussy. This is accomplished by sexually pleasuring a woman to the point to where her legs don't stop shaking until at least noon tomorrow.
(When a woman wants to provide oral sex to her partner after having well over a dozen orgasms): "I wanna taste that big dick riding my pussy out!"

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Bob: What are you doing tonight?

John: I have a second date with your sister tonight. She's totally hot, so I'm gonna ride out. That way, she'll call back.

Bob: Shut up!
Ride Out by t_doffing July 26, 2009

ninja sex 

Contrary to popular belief, ninja sex does not have to be silent. It can include plenty of grunting, yelping, ass slapping, rapid bed squeaks, and dirty talk. Only the loudest screams of pleasure are discouraged, but are allowed if the place chosen to hook up is soundproof. For example, a bomb shelter.

To cover for noisy ninja sex, a covering sound is most common, although other techniques are also used (see above). All that is required for sexuals to qualify as ninja sex is that the sexuals are undetected by others not involved in the act.
Sontia tuned the radio in her boy's room to Radio Disney when she put him to bed, and turned it up a little once he was asleep, to provide cover for ninja sex with Tony.
ninja sex by t_doffing July 20, 2009