When dancing at the club: This is when a woman faces away from you, bends over, and uses you like a stripper pole. This usually includes booty to package contact, with rhythmic grinding, followed with a quick squat performed by the woman to where dat ass either hits the dance floor, or your shoe.
When having sexuals: This is when, while in the doggy style position or one of its variants, the woman either pushes back upon the male member and then grinds on the cock while it is fully inside of her, or when the woman gyrates her hips vertically while stroking back and forth on the cock.
When having sexuals: This is when, while in the doggy style position or one of its variants, the woman either pushes back upon the male member and then grinds on the cock while it is fully inside of her, or when the woman gyrates her hips vertically while stroking back and forth on the cock.
lil Wayne in the song, 'Every Girl': "...I just wanna get behind it, and watch you back it up and dump it..."
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Bob: What did you do this weekend?
John: Well, Friday, yo mama called me when you went to sleep, and I came over and let her back it up and dump it.
Bob: Shut up!
John: Move out of yo mama's basement!
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Bob: What did you do this weekend?
John: Well, Friday, yo mama called me when you went to sleep, and I came over and let her back it up and dump it.
Bob: Shut up!
John: Move out of yo mama's basement!
by t_doffing July 27, 2009
This is the act of giving your partner oral sex for awhile, and then your partner giving you oral sex for awhile, as opposed to 69ing.
This can be done as foreplay, or can be done until one partner is sexually satisfied, and then the other is sexually satisfied.
Some women enjoy this more than they enjoy 69ing, as they can better concentrate on their own pleasure, or for other reasons. Most men don't mind either way, as they just want to get pleasured orally.
This can be done as foreplay, or can be done until one partner is sexually satisfied, and then the other is sexually satisfied.
Some women enjoy this more than they enjoy 69ing, as they can better concentrate on their own pleasure, or for other reasons. Most men don't mind either way, as they just want to get pleasured orally.
Bob: What did you end up doing last night?
John: I got drunk and played your turn/my turn with yo mama.
Bob: Shut up!
John: I got drunk and played your turn/my turn with yo mama.
Bob: Shut up!
by t_doffing July 18, 2009
Sex that is a direct result of a man's sexual partner/ex-partner bragging to friends, relatives, co-workers, and various other heifers and hos, about the sexual skills or size of her hook-up/boyfriend/husband.
The corollary for women is 'referral cock'.
The corollary for women is 'referral cock'.
John: Man, I got some sweet referral pussy last night.
Bob: Whaaa? No shit?
John: No shit, I went to the bar and yo mama asked me if it was true that I could eat a pussy like a fat kid at a pie eatin' contest. One of your sisters musta told her.
Bob: Shut up!
Bob: Whaaa? No shit?
John: No shit, I went to the bar and yo mama asked me if it was true that I could eat a pussy like a fat kid at a pie eatin' contest. One of your sisters musta told her.
Bob: Shut up!
by t_doffing July 15, 2009
This describes a man who does not care if a woman is short or tall, thick or thin, black, brown, red, yellow, or white skinned, if she has kids or not, or if they are 10 years older or younger. Or 20 years, within the boundary of the law.
A woman only needs to be attractive for an 'equal opportunity cock' to be interested in having sex with said woman, and of course, attractiveness is relative...
The song 'Every Girl' by Lil Wayne describes the mindset of an equal opportunity cock.
A woman only needs to be attractive for an 'equal opportunity cock' to be interested in having sex with said woman, and of course, attractiveness is relative...
The song 'Every Girl' by Lil Wayne describes the mindset of an equal opportunity cock.
(Spotting a hottie) Bob: I'd hit that.
John: I'd hit lots of women. I have an equal opportunity cock.
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White guy 1: I'm not attracted to black women.
White guy 2: Whatever. I have an equal opportunity cock.
John: I'd hit lots of women. I have an equal opportunity cock.
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White guy 1: I'm not attracted to black women.
White guy 2: Whatever. I have an equal opportunity cock.
by t_doffing July 18, 2009
Sontia is a noun used to refer to a woman with certain characteristics. These include copper colored eyes that can melt you or make you burst into flames depending on her mood, skin that sweats Chanel, breath that always smells like lemon and strawberry, even if she just ate shrimp and an onion, hair that smells like a lilac farted, a long, smooth neck that ain't got no fat on it, titties that fill up your whole hands, a back and nipples with no hair growing on them, 4 or 5 feet of legs that just look like smooth milk chocolate, legs that just keep going on up and up until they make a perfect ass of themselves, an ass that only jiggles once when you slap it and doesn't have any hail damage, a pussy that smells exactly like the phrase, "lick me" sounds, tastes like it would be a Ben and Jerry's flavor if they weren't gay hippies, and can tie a quarter in a knot.
Mentally, a woman that is 'Sontia' is so talented that she made John Lenin want to pay a guy to off him (big conspiracy led by Bush), Jimi Hendrix to overdose, and Kurt Cobain to Cheney himself in the face because of their obvious impotence and incompetence. Also, she is so smart that you will never have a chance to hook up with her. Unless you are 'The Rock' (Dwayne Johnson).
Side effects of exposure to Sontia sexuals include forgetting the names of all of your ex's. These effects are cumulative, and will result in a resistance to triflin' hos; you will find yourself talking to a woman and you will think, "This bitch ain't Sontia at all!"
Mentally, a woman that is 'Sontia' is so talented that she made John Lenin want to pay a guy to off him (big conspiracy led by Bush), Jimi Hendrix to overdose, and Kurt Cobain to Cheney himself in the face because of their obvious impotence and incompetence. Also, she is so smart that you will never have a chance to hook up with her. Unless you are 'The Rock' (Dwayne Johnson).
Side effects of exposure to Sontia sexuals include forgetting the names of all of your ex's. These effects are cumulative, and will result in a resistance to triflin' hos; you will find yourself talking to a woman and you will think, "This bitch ain't Sontia at all!"
Bob: Man, check that bitch out... She's Sontia!
John: I don't even know her, but call her a bitch again! I swear, I will bite your ear off like Mike Tyson! You're the bitch!
John: I don't even know her, but call her a bitch again! I swear, I will bite your ear off like Mike Tyson! You're the bitch!
by t_doffing July 16, 2009
To freak out when the president spends money at a rate unrivaled in human history while he takes over the banks, the auto industry, and the health care industry, and oversteps the constitutional bounds on the powers of the executive branch on a daily basis.
This term is only used by people with a childlike mentality, or by those completely lacking intellect.
This term is only used by people with a childlike mentality, or by those completely lacking intellect.
John: HOLY CHRIST! Obama and the democrats are destroying my country!
Bob: Oh, quit getting all wee-wee'd up.
John: Wee-wee'd up? Are we in kindergarten?!? If you can't speak like an adult, then shut the fuck up.
Bob: Oh, quit getting all wee-wee'd up.
John: Wee-wee'd up? Are we in kindergarten?!? If you can't speak like an adult, then shut the fuck up.
by t_doffing August 21, 2009
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