A shortened version of the phrase 'sexual relations'.
Sexuals are best enjoyed with lots of mutual oral foreplay (69ing or 'your turn/my turn'), followed by animalistic intercourse, including some spanking and hair pulling. Also, it is a good idea to go back to a little more oral sex between sexual position changes.
Sexuals are best enjoyed with lots of mutual oral foreplay (69ing or 'your turn/my turn'), followed by animalistic intercourse, including some spanking and hair pulling. Also, it is a good idea to go back to a little more oral sex between sexual position changes.
by t_doffing July 18, 2009
This is the act of giving your partner oral sex for awhile, and then your partner giving you oral sex for awhile, as opposed to 69ing.
This can be done as foreplay, or can be done until one partner is sexually satisfied, and then the other is sexually satisfied.
Some women enjoy this more than they enjoy 69ing, as they can better concentrate on their own pleasure, or for other reasons. Most men don't mind either way, as they just want to get pleasured orally.
This can be done as foreplay, or can be done until one partner is sexually satisfied, and then the other is sexually satisfied.
Some women enjoy this more than they enjoy 69ing, as they can better concentrate on their own pleasure, or for other reasons. Most men don't mind either way, as they just want to get pleasured orally.
Bob: What did you end up doing last night?
John: I got drunk and played your turn/my turn with yo mama.
Bob: Shut up!
John: I got drunk and played your turn/my turn with yo mama.
Bob: Shut up!
by t_doffing July 18, 2009
by t_doffing December 25, 2023
Sontia is a noun used to refer to a woman with certain characteristics. These include copper colored eyes that can melt you or make you burst into flames depending on her mood, skin that sweats Chanel, breath that always smells like lemon and strawberry, even if she just ate shrimp and an onion, hair that smells like a lilac farted, a long, smooth neck that ain't got no fat on it, titties that fill up your whole hands, a back and nipples with no hair growing on them, 4 or 5 feet of legs that just look like smooth milk chocolate, legs that just keep going on up and up until they make a perfect ass of themselves, an ass that only jiggles once when you slap it and doesn't have any hail damage, a pussy that smells exactly like the phrase, "lick me" sounds, tastes like it would be a Ben and Jerry's flavor if they weren't gay hippies, and can tie a quarter in a knot.
Mentally, a woman that is 'Sontia' is so talented that she made John Lenin want to pay a guy to off him (big conspiracy led by Bush), Jimi Hendrix to overdose, and Kurt Cobain to Cheney himself in the face because of their obvious impotence and incompetence. Also, she is so smart that you will never have a chance to hook up with her. Unless you are 'The Rock' (Dwayne Johnson).
Side effects of exposure to Sontia sexuals include forgetting the names of all of your ex's. These effects are cumulative, and will result in a resistance to triflin' hos; you will find yourself talking to a woman and you will think, "This bitch ain't Sontia at all!"
Mentally, a woman that is 'Sontia' is so talented that she made John Lenin want to pay a guy to off him (big conspiracy led by Bush), Jimi Hendrix to overdose, and Kurt Cobain to Cheney himself in the face because of their obvious impotence and incompetence. Also, she is so smart that you will never have a chance to hook up with her. Unless you are 'The Rock' (Dwayne Johnson).
Side effects of exposure to Sontia sexuals include forgetting the names of all of your ex's. These effects are cumulative, and will result in a resistance to triflin' hos; you will find yourself talking to a woman and you will think, "This bitch ain't Sontia at all!"
Bob: Man, check that bitch out... She's Sontia!
John: I don't even know her, but call her a bitch again! I swear, I will bite your ear off like Mike Tyson! You're the bitch!
John: I don't even know her, but call her a bitch again! I swear, I will bite your ear off like Mike Tyson! You're the bitch!
by t_doffing July 16, 2009
To freak out when the president spends money at a rate unrivaled in human history while he takes over the banks, the auto industry, and the health care industry, and oversteps the constitutional bounds on the powers of the executive branch on a daily basis.
This term is only used by people with a childlike mentality, or by those completely lacking intellect.
This term is only used by people with a childlike mentality, or by those completely lacking intellect.
John: HOLY CHRIST! Obama and the democrats are destroying my country!
Bob: Oh, quit getting all wee-wee'd up.
John: Wee-wee'd up? Are we in kindergarten?!? If you can't speak like an adult, then shut the fuck up.
Bob: Oh, quit getting all wee-wee'd up.
John: Wee-wee'd up? Are we in kindergarten?!? If you can't speak like an adult, then shut the fuck up.
by t_doffing August 21, 2009
1) A giant burrito including some kind of meat (carnitas, carne asada, al pastor, barbacoa, pollo, etc.), rice, beans (black or pinto), cheese, sour cream, salsa, pico de gallo, avacado or guacamole, and a cucumber slice, a lime slice, and a radish on the side.
2) An item that is used to describe or compare with a well endowed woman. An amazon woman can be described as being thicker than a 'five dollar burrito'.
2) An item that is used to describe or compare with a well endowed woman. An amazon woman can be described as being thicker than a 'five dollar burrito'.
1) Speaking to a waiter/waitress that knows little English, while pointing at the menu,
"I'll have the five dollar burrito, carnitas, con todo. And un Modelo Especial."
2) Two construction workers eating lunch in a work van in front of a convenience store, when one of the workers spots a hottie that is five foot ten, 145 lbs, with large breasts, a small waist, wide hips and a round ass, and long, long legs,
John: Dude, check that out! She is thicker than a five dollar burrito! ... Seems like she gave me a ride home from the bar one night...
Bob: That's my mom, fucker!
John: That's right, she gave me a ride home from your house. She damn near broke me!
Bob: Shut up!
John: Move out of your mom's basement!
"I'll have the five dollar burrito, carnitas, con todo. And un Modelo Especial."
2) Two construction workers eating lunch in a work van in front of a convenience store, when one of the workers spots a hottie that is five foot ten, 145 lbs, with large breasts, a small waist, wide hips and a round ass, and long, long legs,
John: Dude, check that out! She is thicker than a five dollar burrito! ... Seems like she gave me a ride home from the bar one night...
Bob: That's my mom, fucker!
John: That's right, she gave me a ride home from your house. She damn near broke me!
Bob: Shut up!
John: Move out of your mom's basement!
by t_doffing August 11, 2009
Contrary to popular belief, ninja sex does not have to be silent. It can include plenty of grunting, yelping, ass slapping, rapid bed squeaks, and dirty talk. Only the loudest screams of pleasure are discouraged, but are allowed if the place chosen to hook up is soundproof. For example, a bomb shelter.
To cover for noisy ninja sex, a covering sound is most common, although other techniques are also used (see above). All that is required for sexuals to qualify as ninja sex is that the sexuals are undetected by others not involved in the act.
To cover for noisy ninja sex, a covering sound is most common, although other techniques are also used (see above). All that is required for sexuals to qualify as ninja sex is that the sexuals are undetected by others not involved in the act.
Sontia tuned the radio in her boy's room to Radio Disney when she put him to bed, and turned it up a little once he was asleep, to provide cover for ninja sex with Tony.
by t_doffing July 21, 2009