Sex that is a direct result of a man's sexual partner/ex-partner bragging to friends, relatives, co-workers, and various other heifers and hos, about the sexual skills or size of her hook-up/boyfriend/husband.
The corollary for women is 'referral cock'.
The corollary for women is 'referral cock'.
John: Man, I got some sweet referral pussy last night.
Bob: Whaaa? No shit?
John: No shit, I went to the bar and yo mama asked me if it was true that I could eat a pussy like a fat kid at a pie eatin' contest. One of your sisters musta told her.
Bob: Shut up!
Bob: Whaaa? No shit?
John: No shit, I went to the bar and yo mama asked me if it was true that I could eat a pussy like a fat kid at a pie eatin' contest. One of your sisters musta told her.
Bob: Shut up!
by t_doffing July 16, 2009
When dancing at the club: This is when a woman faces away from you, bends over, and uses you like a stripper pole. This usually includes booty to package contact, with rhythmic grinding, followed with a quick squat performed by the woman to where dat ass either hits the dance floor, or your shoe.
When having sexuals: This is when, while in the doggy style position or one of its variants, the woman either pushes back upon the male member and then grinds on the cock while it is fully inside of her, or when the woman gyrates her hips vertically while stroking back and forth on the cock.
When having sexuals: This is when, while in the doggy style position or one of its variants, the woman either pushes back upon the male member and then grinds on the cock while it is fully inside of her, or when the woman gyrates her hips vertically while stroking back and forth on the cock.
lil Wayne in the song, 'Every Girl': "...I just wanna get behind it, and watch you back it up and dump it..."
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Bob: What did you do this weekend?
John: Well, Friday, yo mama called me when you went to sleep, and I came over and let her back it up and dump it.
Bob: Shut up!
John: Move out of yo mama's basement!
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Bob: What did you do this weekend?
John: Well, Friday, yo mama called me when you went to sleep, and I came over and let her back it up and dump it.
Bob: Shut up!
John: Move out of yo mama's basement!
by t_doffing July 28, 2009
This is a noun used to describe a man with certain characteristics. These include mental and physical strength, the overwhelming desire to do the best he can in everything he does, including giving pleasure to his sexual partner, an over-sized penis and testicles, the ability to drink massive quantities of beer, and the total lack of fear in most situations.
"That guy Tony is a badass."
"Tony stole my girlfriend twice!"
"I heard one time Tony kicked Chuck Norris' ass!"
"Tony stole my girlfriend twice!"
"I heard one time Tony kicked Chuck Norris' ass!"
by t_doffing July 18, 2009
A shortened version of the phrase 'sexual relations'.
Sexuals are best enjoyed with lots of mutual oral foreplay (69ing or 'your turn/my turn'), followed by animalistic intercourse, including some spanking and hair pulling. Also, it is a good idea to go back to a little more oral sex between sexual position changes.
Sexuals are best enjoyed with lots of mutual oral foreplay (69ing or 'your turn/my turn'), followed by animalistic intercourse, including some spanking and hair pulling. Also, it is a good idea to go back to a little more oral sex between sexual position changes.
by t_doffing July 18, 2009
Contrary to popular belief, ninja sex does not have to be silent. It can include plenty of grunting, yelping, ass slapping, rapid bed squeaks, and dirty talk. Only the loudest screams of pleasure are discouraged, but are allowed if the place chosen to hook up is soundproof. For example, a bomb shelter.
To cover for noisy ninja sex, a covering sound is most common, although other techniques are also used (see above). All that is required for sexuals to qualify as ninja sex is that the sexuals are undetected by others not involved in the act.
To cover for noisy ninja sex, a covering sound is most common, although other techniques are also used (see above). All that is required for sexuals to qualify as ninja sex is that the sexuals are undetected by others not involved in the act.
Sontia tuned the radio in her boy's room to Radio Disney when she put him to bed, and turned it up a little once he was asleep, to provide cover for ninja sex with Tony.
by t_doffing July 21, 2009
by t_doffing December 25, 2023
Sontia is a noun used to refer to a woman with certain characteristics. These include copper colored eyes that can melt you or make you burst into flames depending on her mood, skin that sweats Chanel, breath that always smells like lemon and strawberry, even if she just ate shrimp and an onion, hair that smells like a lilac farted, a long, smooth neck that ain't got no fat on it, titties that fill up your whole hands, a back and nipples with no hair growing on them, 4 or 5 feet of legs that just look like smooth milk chocolate, legs that just keep going on up and up until they make a perfect ass of themselves, an ass that only jiggles once when you slap it and doesn't have any hail damage, a pussy that smells exactly like the phrase, "lick me" sounds, tastes like it would be a Ben and Jerry's flavor if they weren't gay hippies, and can tie a quarter in a knot.
Mentally, a woman that is 'Sontia' is so talented that she made John Lenin want to pay a guy to off him (big conspiracy led by Bush), Jimi Hendrix to overdose, and Kurt Cobain to Cheney himself in the face because of their obvious impotence and incompetence. Also, she is so smart that you will never have a chance to hook up with her. Unless you are 'The Rock' (Dwayne Johnson).
Side effects of exposure to Sontia sexuals include forgetting the names of all of your ex's. These effects are cumulative, and will result in a resistance to triflin' hos; you will find yourself talking to a woman and you will think, "This bitch ain't Sontia at all!"
Mentally, a woman that is 'Sontia' is so talented that she made John Lenin want to pay a guy to off him (big conspiracy led by Bush), Jimi Hendrix to overdose, and Kurt Cobain to Cheney himself in the face because of their obvious impotence and incompetence. Also, she is so smart that you will never have a chance to hook up with her. Unless you are 'The Rock' (Dwayne Johnson).
Side effects of exposure to Sontia sexuals include forgetting the names of all of your ex's. These effects are cumulative, and will result in a resistance to triflin' hos; you will find yourself talking to a woman and you will think, "This bitch ain't Sontia at all!"
Bob: Man, check that bitch out... She's Sontia!
John: I don't even know her, but call her a bitch again! I swear, I will bite your ear off like Mike Tyson! You're the bitch!
John: I don't even know her, but call her a bitch again! I swear, I will bite your ear off like Mike Tyson! You're the bitch!
by t_doffing July 16, 2009