sonted

stoned (as you might type it when you're stoned)

when jamie zawinski was writing scrmable.pl, mayeb he was as sonted as i am now. then agian, maybe ont.

by Albin Pahernik March 24, 2004

sonted

He's too stoned.
He's too sonted.
He's too stoned.
He's too stoned.

Here boyfriend, he don't know, anything, about her. NINTENDO.

by sailorh August 10, 2004

Sonted

A word you might use when you are trying to tell someone you are really stoned but are so stoned you can't spell.

I am really sonted

by A.Jade December 17, 2019

Got It Sorted

Aussie vernacular for a problem that has been solved or sorted.

We had our differences but we got it sorted.

by wardswords November 29, 2016

Sorted out for E's and Wizz

Someone who is sorted out for E's and Wizz had bought some drugs (most likely ecstasy and speed) in order to have a good night in English club, British pub or UK festival. This sentence is mostly known for being a name for a song by British indie band called the Pulp. Jarvis (guy who wrote tis song) first heard 'Sorted out for E's and Wizz' from his (girl?)friend and he thought that this sentence is genius.

-Mate, can you sort me out for E's and Wizz?
-No, but i have kittens
-Ok. Miaow will do. Cheers.
-Cheers. See you in a bit

Oh, is this the way they say the future's meant to feel?
Or just 20,000 people standing in a field?
And I don't quite understand just what this feeling is
But that's okay cos we're all sorted out for E's and wizz

(the Pulp)

by sergio jose da silva April 26, 2011

sonned

1. to be completely and utterly defeated or destroyed by another individual with extreme prejudice
2. to be owned, or served in utter humiliation or submission
3. to father

1,2. "Yo, this Jackie Chan mothafucka tried to fight me and I sonned the shit out of him."

3. "Tyrone, come look at the beautiful child you have sonned."

by Jersey the bitch November 10, 2008

Sorted

When a task or idea is completed

"We finally got through to it then?, sorted!"

by Martyn Waugh October 10, 2003