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He's too stoned.
He's too sonted.
He's too stoned.
He's too stoned.
Here boyfriend, he don't know, anything, about her. NINTENDO.
sonted by sailorh August 10, 2004
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A word you might use when you are trying to tell someone you are really stoned but are so stoned you can't spell.
I am really sonted
Sonted by A.Jade December 17, 2019

Got It Sorted 

Aussie vernacular for a problem that has been solved or sorted.
We had our differences but we got it sorted.
Got It Sorted by wardswords November 29, 2016

Sorted out for E's and Wizz 

Someone who is sorted out for E's and Wizz had bought some drugs (most likely ecstasy and speed) in order to have a good night in English club, British pub or UK festival. This sentence is mostly known for being a name for a song by British indie band called the Pulp. Jarvis (guy who wrote tis song) first heard 'Sorted out for E's and Wizz' from his (girl?)friend and he thought that this sentence is genius.
-Mate, can you sort me out for E's and Wizz?
-No, but i have kittens
-Ok. Miaow will do. Cheers.
-Cheers. See you in a bit

Oh, is this the way they say the future's meant to feel?
Or just 20,000 people standing in a field?
And I don't quite understand just what this feeling is
But that's okay cos we're all sorted out for E's and wizz

(the Pulp)
1. to be completely and utterly defeated or destroyed by another individual with extreme prejudice
2. to be owned, or served in utter humiliation or submission
3. to father
1,2. "Yo, this Jackie Chan mothafucka tried to fight me and I sonned the shit out of him."

3. "Tyrone, come look at the beautiful child you have sonned."
sonned by Jersey the bitch November 10, 2008
When a task or idea is completed
"We finally got through to it then?, sorted!"
Sorted by Martyn Waugh October 10, 2003
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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