sonted
when jamie zawinski was writing scrmable.pl, mayeb he was as sonted as i am now. then agian, maybe ont.
sonted by Albin Pahernik March 24, 2004
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Got It Sorted
Got It Sorted by wardswords November 29, 2016
Sorted out for E's and Wizz
Someone who is sorted out for E's and Wizz had bought some drugs (most likely ecstasy and speed) in order to have a good night in English club, British pub or UK festival. This sentence is mostly known for being a name for a song by British indie band called the Pulp. Jarvis (guy who wrote tis song) first heard 'Sorted out for E's and Wizz' from his (girl?)friend and he thought that this sentence is genius.
-Mate, can you sort me out for E's and Wizz?
-No, but i have kittens
-Ok. Miaow will do. Cheers.
-Cheers. See you in a bit
Oh, is this the way they say the future's meant to feel?
Or just 20,000 people standing in a field?
And I don't quite understand just what this feeling is
But that's okay cos we're all sorted out for E's and wizz
(the Pulp)
-No, but i have kittens
-Ok. Miaow will do. Cheers.
-Cheers. See you in a bit
Oh, is this the way they say the future's meant to feel?
Or just 20,000 people standing in a field?
And I don't quite understand just what this feeling is
But that's okay cos we're all sorted out for E's and wizz
(the Pulp)
Sorted out for E's and Wizz by sergio jose da silva April 26, 2011
sonned
1. to be completely and utterly defeated or destroyed by another individual with extreme prejudice
2. to be owned, or served in utter humiliation or submission
3. to father
2. to be owned, or served in utter humiliation or submission
3. to father
1,2. "Yo, this Jackie Chan mothafucka tried to fight me and I sonned the shit out of him."
3. "Tyrone, come look at the beautiful child you have sonned."
3. "Tyrone, come look at the beautiful child you have sonned."
sonned by Jersey the bitch November 10, 2008
Sorted
Sorted by Martyn Waugh October 10, 2003
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