Sonsabitches!! Bumpuses!! 

Exclaimed by the old man in the scene from the classic movie "A Christmas Story" where the Bumpuses' dogs eat the Christmas Turkey.

Is also widely used when something you were looking forward to goes all wrong.

Jake: Hey Kate you're looking FINE tonight wanna go back to my place and have sex all night long?

Kate: Sorry hon I'm on the rag...

Jake: Sonsabitches!! Bumpuses!!

Sonsabitches!! Bumpuses!! by Noizehed December 20, 2006

sonofabitchinbastard 

Curse used in extreme frustration, most commonly by guys named Al.

"You sonofabitchinbastard!!"
"I can't find that 7/16" wrench. Where is the sonofabitchinbastard?!"
"So, the other day I was on Circle Drive, and this sonofabitchinbastard is diddle-assing along in the left hand lane...."

sonofabitchinbastard by big chopper July 31, 2003

sonbitch

a southern shortened term for 'son of a bitch'

Come here you stupid sonbitch!!!!!!!

sonbitch by * 1 in the hood G July 17, 2006

Snobitch

a snobitch is a person who isn't just snobbish but actually takes pride in it, and is bitching about it.

She is such a snob that she wants the whole world to know how special she is. She's a real snobitch!

Snobitch by Niels Hoglund May 23, 2009

gwyneth paltrow skin sonofabitch 

in need of a tan

"You were supposed to meet me at the tanning salon you Gwyneth Paltrow skin sonofabitch."

gwyneth paltrow skin sonofabitch by havalaf October 6, 2009

snobitch

The conjugation between the words "snob" and "bitch". A snobitch is a derogatory term given to woman that knows she is attractive and uses it to her advantage to achieve her goals. Due to the fact that they know they're attractive all snobitches will put/shoot down any suitors that attempt to woe them, waiting for the so called "perfect guy". A snobitch will eventually settle for a male counterpart (see douche bag) and attempt to have a relationship. This relationship (as well as many others) will fail in the long run and the snobitch will spend the remainder of her life bitching about how much men are assholes and contemplating "where are all the good guys?" whilst growing older, less attractive, more bitter, as her biological clock begins to reach its final countdown (see "couger" after the countdown has reached zero)

In the land no less
I spot a cutie with guess
And I had on sweats
She looked unimpressed
I said dam you fine
But nothing bout her behind
I said do you have the time, to sit back and chitchat
She said no
You look like a hobo
And with that camouflage shit looking like G I Joe
I said I'm not that broke
And I can buy you a coke
She said this must be a joke
I swear it hurt till she soaked, and shook me off
Like a moth
I said what's the deal with the clothing as long as it's cloth?

-Del The Funky Homosapien "Why You Wanna Get Funkee Wit Me" (a song that details an encounter with a snobitch)

snobitch by dredd_90 August 5, 2010

sonovabitch

A horrible person that cares for no one but himself/herself. Usually cheats, steals, stabs-in-the-back.

That guy stole my girlfriend and ran over my dog. Man, he's a sonovabitch.

sonovabitch by Pork King May 1, 2003