havalaf's definitions

sexual freeze

being cut off sexually by spouse,girlfriend or whoever until you cave in to their demends

"sure i can go to the bar with you tonight. i dont care is she gets mad . i'm on a sexual freeze anyway."

by havalaf November 14, 2009

pop out a pinecone

taking a shit

you stay her while i go and pop out a pinecone

by havalaf November 5, 2009

ITALIANS

THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THIS WOLRD....ITALIANS AND PEOPLE WHO WITH THEY WERE!!!!!!!!!!

it's great to be one of those ITALIANS

by havalaf October 9, 2009

smurf butt

a blue stained ass as a result from a huge turd falling into a newly serviced port-o-john

dud.......e i gotta smurf butt from that port-o john from ripping a grumpy

by havalaf October 9, 2009

rio grande ave. S.L.C.

a great place meet and interact with the police in a meaningful way. however beware to not to walk sober or with meaning or you may be harrassed. only crack heads,whores,ho's,chicken heads, skeezers and lemmings are alowed to roam freely at such a excluslive community.

Say!!! Lets go down to rio grande ave. S.L.C.!!!!!!!!!!

by havalaf October 8, 2009

dog gobbling

deep throating corn dogs in preparation to a pride fest

I can't wait for the parade to start." "Say!!!" "Lets go to the food court and do some dog gobbling to get loosened up."

by havalaf October 7, 2009

the road home

a homeless shelter run by former inmates of the same allowing illicit drug use on the property... but no alcohol

"lets go to the road home and get our high on....I can't man.... just had a beer..."

by havalaf October 7, 2009