havalaf's definitions

sexual freeze

being cut off sexually by spouse,girlfriend or whoever until you cave in to their demends

"sure i can go to the bar with you tonight. i dont care is she gets mad . i'm on a sexual freeze anyway."

by havalaf November 14, 2009

vinnie's

vinnie's

an eating establishment frequented by the down trodden of the local area. lunch usually follows with a mild to severe case of brown liquid escaping from your ass. lunch is always the same, followed by more of the same for dinner. crack, heroine and pot is also available for an extra cost.

hey! what are they servin at vinnie's today? oh yea never mind

by havalaf October 7, 2009

gwyneth paltrow skin sonofabitch

in need of a tan

"You were supposed to meet me at the tanning salon you Gwyneth Paltrow skin sonofabitch."

by havalaf October 6, 2009

rio grande ave. S.L.C.

a great place meet and interact with the police in a meaningful way. however beware to not to walk sober or with meaning or you may be harrassed. only crack heads,whores,ho's,chicken heads, skeezers and lemmings are alowed to roam freely at such a excluslive community.

Say!!! Lets go down to rio grande ave. S.L.C.!!!!!!!!!!

by havalaf October 8, 2009

smurf butt

a blue stained ass as a result from a huge turd falling into a newly serviced port-o-john

dud.......e i gotta smurf butt from that port-o john from ripping a grumpy

by havalaf October 9, 2009

the road home

a homeless shelter run by former inmates of the same allowing illicit drug use on the property... but no alcohol

"lets go to the road home and get our high on....I can't man.... just had a beer..."

by havalaf October 7, 2009

rip a grumpy

to take a shit

a soon as i finished my coffee iran to the bathroom to rip a grumpy

by havalaf October 5, 2009