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The conjugation between the words "snob" and "bitch". A snobitch is a derogatory term given to woman that knows she is attractive and uses it to her advantage to achieve her goals. Due to the fact that they know they're attractive all snobitches will put/shoot down any suitors that attempt to woe them, waiting for the so called "perfect guy". A snobitch will eventually settle for a male counterpart (see douche bag) and attempt to have a relationship. This relationship (as well as many others) will fail in the long run and the snobitch will spend the remainder of her life bitching about how much men are assholes and contemplating "where are all the good guys?" whilst growing older, less attractive, more bitter, as her biological clock begins to reach its final countdown (see "couger" after the countdown has reached zero)
In the land no less
I spot a cutie with guess
And I had on sweats
She looked unimpressed
I said dam you fine
But nothing bout her behind
I said do you have the time, to sit back and chitchat
She said no
You look like a hobo
And with that camouflage shit looking like G I Joe
I said I'm not that broke
And I can buy you a coke
She said this must be a joke
I swear it hurt till she soaked, and shook me off
Like a moth
I said what's the deal with the clothing as long as it's cloth?

-Del The Funky Homosapien "Why You Wanna Get Funkee Wit Me" (a song that details an encounter with a snobitch)
snobitch by dredd_90 August 5, 2010
snah•bitch

"she is such a snobitch"
snobitch by frippinit August 5, 2015
a southern shortened term for 'son of a bitch'
Come here you stupid sonbitch!!!!!!!
sonbitch by * 1 in the hood G July 17, 2006
Used to describe a girl who is cool and is easy to talk to when she is high but as soon as she sobres down she suddenly becomes standoffish and just starts giving you the cold shoulder for no reason, not really a full on bitch but almost there.
Guy 1: Bro what happened she was totally jockin u at the mall?

Guy 2: Ionno man, maybe she's just a sobitch

Guy 1: Dang bro, ur prolly right, that sucks...
sobitch by qwertyqwert2 January 30, 2010

snowbitch 

the act of constantly complaining about snow
Quit being a snowbitch and have fun!
snowbitch by cad1988 February 26, 2011

shobitch 

Shobitch, a word that describes a woman who will go through any lengths to get attention.
Damn bro your really dating a Shobitch, huh?
shobitch by Demonking420 September 10, 2020
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