23 definitions by Pork King

A horrible person that cares for no one but himself/herself. Usually cheats, steals, stabs-in-the-back.
That guy stole my girlfriend and ran over my dog. Man, he's a sonovabitch.
by Pork King May 2, 2003
A person that is loved so much, one would give up anything to be with them, as sang about in the Barenaked Ladies' first hit, "Be My Yoko Ono"
"...I would gladly give up musical genius,
Just to have you as my very own personal Venus.
You can be my Yoko Ono,
You can follow me wherever I go,
Be my (be my) Be my (be my) Be my Yoko One, Ohhh-Oh."
by Pork King December 19, 2005
A police officer, derived from the word "copper", which is what police officers were slangly called when their badges were made of copper.
*Damn cop gave me a ticket, I fucking hate him.

*Damn cop took my yay, I fucking hate him.

*Damn cop shot my ass for robbing that liqour store. I fucking hate him.
by Pork King May 1, 2003
A mix between a sonovabitch and a lame-ass jerk. Usually found trying to impress people with non-existent knowledge, material possesions, etc. A wholly unlikable person because of his arrogent yet ignorant attitude.
"Hey cowboy, I have a big boat that I use to pick up the hottest chicks. I'm soooo smart."

"No, you sir, are a dick bastard."
by Pork King May 1, 2003
Slang for a businessman or any authority figure that wears a suit, e.g. manager, boss, supervisor.
Those suits have been riding my ass all day.
by Pork King April 30, 2003
(lite won) n. A blowjob. Origin obscure.
Give me a light one and I'll give you a ride, honey.
by Pork King September 18, 2005