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Mumbai Sombrero 

Picking up a woman, thinking she is of Mexican descent only to find out after sex that she is from India.
I picked up this chick at closing time and later, while I was asleep, she defragged my PC.
It was a total Mumbai Sombrero.
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Blue sombrero

When a bald man inserts the top of his head into the vagina of the woman from Blue Waffles.
Dude1: Yo baldy, what'd you do last night?
Dude2: Got a blue sombrero from that chick from Blue Waffles.

Riding the Sombrero 

Nicole drank so much tequila. She was riding the sombrero.

New Albany Smore 

A New Albany Smore is when you break up with your boyfriend while you are at work and he is at your place, he shits on your pillow, blows a load on the shit and places another pillow on top to hide the damage.
Patricia's ex got back at her hard core when he made a new Albany smore on her bed, while she was at work
New Albany Smore by Hite May 8, 2011

Sombrerbro

1. One of the most bro forms of headgear. Commonly used as a form of protection against non-chillness (or sissiness).
2. A sombrero made entirely of Natty cans, duct tape, and a sandwich made by a woman.
1. Eric: "Oh shit, brah. That cop just put his siren on! Better pull over..."
John: "Don't worry, I got this, let me put on my sombrerbro."

*cop walks up*
Cop: " Holy shit, brah! Nice sombrerbro! I'll let you guys off free this time" *Brofists*
Sombrerbro by Technokomodo May 19, 2011

Smoretarded 

One who is incapable of either creating or eating a smore without making a complete mess of themselves.

Originally found at www.primakow.net/evan/
It’s just a marshmallow, chocolate, and graham crackers, how are you so smoretarded?
Smoretarded by Trayf February 21, 2009