smored
Dude i got so fucking smored last night!
I am smored out of my gord.
It looks like im gettin' smored tonight!
I am smored out of my gord.
It looks like im gettin' smored tonight!
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smored • smore drawer • Smore Drip • smoked • smoked out • scored • Smoked Salmon • smoked sanchez • smoked ham • smokedmeat
pee is stored in the balls
pee is stored in the balls by Walking Snail February 1, 2018
pee is stored in the balls
Curiosity: "What is the best thing about our pitiful existence?"
Wisdom: "pee is stored in the balls"
Wisdom: "pee is stored in the balls"
pee is stored in the balls by i eat oranges with the peel July 16, 2021
Shoreditch Samurai
A longer than average 'manbun' that results in a pony tale like flop. This haircut, worn in combination with a beard, results in a style similar to Chonmage (丁髷, ちょんまげ) and closely resembles that of the hairstyle worn by ancient Japanese Samurai.
This image has become popular amongst young adult men and is synonymous with the concept of contemporary 'hipsterification' taking place in predominantly regenerated urban areas (particularly in London).
This image has become popular amongst young adult men and is synonymous with the concept of contemporary 'hipsterification' taking place in predominantly regenerated urban areas (particularly in London).
Shoreditch Samurai by Idonothing September 23, 2015
Pee is stored in the balls
Scientific research conducted by Dr Sum Tin Wong says:
pee is stored in the balls because the balls are nearer to the thing than the kidneys
pee is also deposited more often in to the toilet than cum into woman
this article is sponsored by THIS KNEE & KK Hospital
pee is stored in the balls because the balls are nearer to the thing than the kidneys
pee is also deposited more often in to the toilet than cum into woman
this article is sponsored by THIS KNEE & KK Hospital
Pee is stored in the balls by Saint Marcellin Champagnat March 25, 2019
New Albany Smore
A New Albany Smore is when you break up with your boyfriend while you are at work and he is at your place, he shits on your pillow, blows a load on the shit and places another pillow on top to hide the damage.
Patricia's ex got back at her hard core when he made a new Albany smore on her bed, while she was at work
New Albany Smore by Hite May 8, 2011
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.