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smored

Dude i got so fucking smored last night!

I am smored out of my gord.

It looks like im gettin' smored tonight!
by Allcity October 18, 2009
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by Jack September 21, 2003
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pee is stored in the balls

the only true discovery made in man-kind
Scientist one: I have made a discovery!

Scientist 2: What?

Scientist 1: Pee is stored in the balls!
by Walking Snail February 1, 2018
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pee is stored in the balls

Curiosity: "What is the best thing about our pitiful existence?"
Wisdom: "pee is stored in the balls"
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Shoreditch Samurai

A longer than average 'manbun' that results in a pony tale like flop. This haircut, worn in combination with a beard, results in a style similar to Chonmage (丁髷, ちょんまげ) and closely resembles that of the hairstyle worn by ancient Japanese Samurai.

This image has become popular amongst young adult men and is synonymous with the concept of contemporary 'hipsterification' taking place in predominantly regenerated urban areas (particularly in London).
Matt: "Hey Sam, isn't Jay's manbun cool."
Sam: "Yeah, bloody Shoreditch Samurai!"
by Idonothing September 23, 2015
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Pee is stored in the balls

Scientific research conducted by Dr Sum Tin Wong says:

pee is stored in the balls because the balls are nearer to the thing than the kidneys

pee is also deposited more often in to the toilet than cum into woman

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remember pee is stored in the balls
by Saint Marcellin Champagnat March 25, 2019
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New Albany Smore

A New Albany Smore is when you break up with your boyfriend while you are at work and he is at your place, he shits on your pillow, blows a load on the shit and places another pillow on top to hide the damage.
Patricia's ex got back at her hard core when he made a new Albany smore on her bed, while she was at work
by Hite May 8, 2011
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