Sombrerbro

1. One of the most bro forms of headgear. Commonly used as a form of protection against non-chillness (or sissiness).
2. A sombrero made entirely of Natty cans, duct tape, and a sandwich made by a woman.

1. Eric: "Oh shit, brah. That cop just put his siren on! Better pull over..."
John: "Don't worry, I got this, let me put on my sombrerbro."

*cop walks up*
Cop: " Holy shit, brah! Nice sombrerbro! I'll let you guys off free this time" *Brofists*

by Technokomodo May 19, 2011

Mumbai Sombrero

Picking up a woman, thinking she is of Mexican descent only to find out after sex that she is from India.

I picked up this chick at closing time and later, while I was asleep, she defragged my PC.
It was a total Mumbai Sombrero.

by Branden Montenegro January 27, 2013

Blue sombrero

When a bald man inserts the top of his head into the vagina of the woman from Blue Waffles.

Dude1: Yo baldy, what'd you do last night?
Dude2: Got a blue sombrero from that chick from Blue Waffles.

by asdfasdfasdf61345123005602303 June 25, 2017

Riding the Sombrero

When you drink too much.

Nicole drank so much tequila. She was riding the sombrero.

by TheOriginalDMFD May 18, 2015

backseat sombrero

Substantiating the widespread belief that all Mexican men are bisexual when given enough tequila, the term refers to an otherwise heterosexual mariachi performer's unexpected enthusiasm for anal penetration by another man.

Jorge was the picture of machismo until his fifth shot of Cuervo-- then it was all backseat sombrero for the rest of the night.

by Sprinkles-n-Dribbles August 3, 2012

sombrero

Hat in spanish. Not just that huge Mexican hat.

Person: Look at that guy's sombrero, it's huge!
Other Person: It's called a hat, deal with it.

by ... August 3, 2004

donkey sombrero

A.K.A. "Ass Hat". This term was invented for those who find the terminology "Ass Hat" offensive or unsuitable for younger ears.

Ex. 1:
Thing 1 calls thing 2 and Ass Hat in front of little Thing 3. Now, little Thing 3 asks Thing 1 and Thing 2 what an "Ass Hat" is...
In order to avoid such uncomfortable situations, the terminology that should be used is "Donkey Sombrero".
Now, if we take a step back and rewind, *Thing 1 to Thing 2: "You're a Donkey Sombrero!"* *Thing 3 to Thing 1: "What's a Donkey Sombrero?"* *Thing 2 to Thing 3: "A Donkey Sombrero is a special hat to keep sun out of the donkeys eyes!"

Example 2:
**McDouche is an ASS HAT for fucking with peoples feelings**

by Dr. Courtney DVM December 9, 2008