Smorfing requires a
female corpse that is a
day or two old, and a partner.
One person tries to put their entire mouth around the vaginal area, but whether he attempts to seal it is his own choice. When he is ready, his partner puts great pressure (usually sudden) on the abdomen, and the other gets a good mouth/faceful of the stagnant fluids that have accumulated in the area.
Me and
Hank were totally smorfing this
chick, and I had the most foul taste in my mouth you could
ever imagine, and that's when the cops burst in.