solizoque 

Lengthy aside of one character in a trio. Usually involves a Natsci.

Cantab 1: "Where be Perry?"

Cantab 2: "He's off on a solizoque..."

Cantab 1: "ah."

solizoque by Viking Adam May 18, 2006

Soliloqueef

The female corollary to, "mansplaining."

"I was talking to some broad and she went on a 30 minute soliloqueef about being called a chick, her lips never stopped moving."

Soliloqueef by ClassyAsFuuuuuck June 4, 2018

Soliloqueer 

A gay man or woman who cannot find a date and must resort to lonely gaydom.

No guys are willing to go out with Chuck, so he has become a soliloqueer.

Soliloqueer by MADdler July 27, 2008

soliloquy 

basically, a monologue.

it's sorta like the character is talking to himself, or the character is talking to the audience but not looking for comment/answers to his statements

hamelet's soliloquy is probably the most famous one, or at least it's up there.

soliloquy by got me lost for words October 15, 2008

soliloquy 

1. a. A dramatic or literary form of discourse in which a character talks to himself or herself or reveals his or her thoughts without addressing a listener.
b. A specific speech or piece of writing in this form of discourse.

2. The act of speaking to oneself.

Late Latin sôliloquium : Latin sôlus, alone + Latin loquî, to speak.

Hamlet Act 2, Scene 2:
Now I am alone. O, what a rogue and peasant slave am I! Is it not monstrous that this player here, But in a fiction, in a dream of passion, Could force his soul so to his own conceit That from her working all his visage wann'd, Tears in his eyes, distraction in's aspect, A broken voice, and his whole function suiting With forms to his conceit? and all for nothing! For Hecuba! What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, That he should weep for her? What would he do, Had he the motive and the cue for passion That I have? He would drown the stage with tears And cleave the general ear with horrid speech, Make mad the guilty and appal the free, Confound the ignorant, and amaze indeed The very faculties of eyes and ears. Yet I, A dull and muddy-mettled rascal, peak, Like John-a-dreams, unpregnant of my cause, And can say nothing; no, not for a king, Upon whose property and most dear life A damn'd defeat was made. Am I a coward? Who calls me villain? breaks my pate across? Plucks off my beard, and blows it in my face? Tweaks me by the nose? gives me the lie i' the throat, As deep as to the lungs? who does me this? Ha! 'Swounds, I should take it: for it cannot be But I am pigeon-liver'd and lack gall To make oppression bitter, or ere this I should have fatted all the region kites With this slave's offal: bloody, bawdy villain! Remorseless, treacherous, lecherous, kindless villain! O, vengeance! Why, what an ass am I! This is most brave, That I, the son of a dear father murder'd, Prompted to my revenge by heaven and hell, Must, like a whore, unpack my heart with words, And fall a-cursing, like a very drab, A scullion! Fie upon't! foh! About, my brain! I have heard That guilty creatures sitting at a play Have by the very cunning of the scene Been struck so to the soul that presently They have proclaim'd their malefactions; For murder, though it have no tongue, will speak With most miraculous organ. I'll have these players Play something like the murder of my father Before mine uncle: I'll observe his looks; I'll tent him to the quick: if he but blench, I know my course. The spirit that I have seen May be the devil: and the devil hath power To assume a pleasing shape; yea, and perhaps Out of my weakness and my melancholy, As he is very potent with such spirits, Abuses me to damn me: I'll have grounds More relative than this: the play 's the thing Wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king.

soliloquy by Jonny March 30, 2005

soliloquyiocum 

Derived from soliloquy; meaning a monologue only heard by oneself,

and iocum; the latin word for joke.

Used to describe the concept of a joke who's only recipient is the person making the joke.

"Why is that person laughing out of nowhere?" "Probably just a soliloquyiocum."

soliloquyiocum by Smol brain January 11, 2022

Cornwellian soliloquy 

A stylized, silly monologue with an Orwellian slant. One hallmark trait is the use of questioning techniques to introduce background voices for ambiance.

His patrons were keenly aware of their parts in the old man's goofy Cornwellian soliloquys.

Cornwellian soliloquy by duskydesert August 5, 2006