seliloquent 

whatever the fuck you want it to mean i made it up cuz i’m a dumbass and it’s a coolass word so yeah

i want to be more seliloquent tbh

seliloquent by doingitthetommoway February 19, 2022

Stelloquent

(var. Stellaquent)
Characteristic of language and verbal discourse to be overheard around kebab houses on friday and saturday nights in the UK. The particular wit and delivery of this verbal interchange - often slurred - largely due to copious imbibing of Stella Artois Belgian Lager.

Hayley: 'Yeah Darren I do fancy a shag since you put it so stelloquently'
A Stelloquent sentence example: "Yooussssh gonnnnaaaaa getssshhh youuzzz heeddzz kkiickked innnn'

Stelloquent by Profgilus October 13, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008