Jonny's definitions

Jim Bowen Syndrome

People with this syndrome feel the need to talk absolute bollocks all the time.

Jim Bowen Syndrome Sufferer: Your wife is dead. Lovely, smashing, super...

by Jonny December 26, 2008

Naughty Elmo

A cheeky little lady with a cheeky little face. Don't be fooled by this one's calm demeanor. Beneath the surface of this elegant beauty is a wiley little minx. Secretive and all-knowing, never under estimate Naughty Elmos.

Julie is such a naughty elmo, hangin with DrJonny. Are they sleeping together?

by Jonny March 15, 2015

Dizza

Diz-ah
Noun,
An absolute demon on anything with wheels, be it a race-car, uni-cycle or even a shopping trolley. The average Dizza can easily perform a kick-flip in a golf cart.
Typical Dizza behaviour consists of fixing cars, riding bikes etc

1. Noun: You're such a dizza

by Jonny May 1, 2015

limnifigistic

State of being where your brain is so blank you're thinking retarded thoughts.

dude 1:"Dude, I was so out of it last i nite!"
dude 2"Yeah man, you were limnifigistic!"

by Jonny July 23, 2004

kikstand

JonnyP made this and it means that ur dik is so long you can use it as a kik stand

my dik is 4 and a half feet long so i can just lean over and use it as a kik stand

by jonny September 19, 2004

shnoziating

when you think someting is gross

wow your mom is shnoziating

by jonny September 30, 2004

bevwad

a term used to describe a particular amount of bev, bev being a small, crappy little poser dick. the "wad" refers to the precise quantity of bevs needed to maintain this bevness.

"hey man, get a load of that chunky assed bevwad"
"jeeeesus, that is one serious wad there man."

by jonny March 11, 2005