Jonny's definitions

Jim Bowen Syndrome

People with this syndrome feel the need to talk absolute bollocks all the time.

Jim Bowen Syndrome Sufferer: Your wife is dead. Lovely, smashing, super...

by Jonny December 26, 2008

Naughty Elmo

A cheeky little lady with a cheeky little face. Don't be fooled by this one's calm demeanor. Beneath the surface of this elegant beauty is a wiley little minx. Secretive and all-knowing, never under estimate Naughty Elmos.

Julie is such a naughty elmo, hangin with DrJonny. Are they sleeping together?

by Jonny March 15, 2015

Dizza

Diz-ah
Noun,
An absolute demon on anything with wheels, be it a race-car, uni-cycle or even a shopping trolley. The average Dizza can easily perform a kick-flip in a golf cart.
Typical Dizza behaviour consists of fixing cars, riding bikes etc

1. Noun: You're such a dizza

by Jonny May 1, 2015

noobzor

some fuckin wanker that thought he could rip off the word noob

omg ur such a noobzor

by Jonny October 13, 2003

Lipidman

Some one who is very overweight and poses danger to anyone in the vicinity of him.

When I saw a Lipidman, I ran for the other way as fast as I could.

by Jonny October 25, 2003

Zook

" a shorter name for Bazooka in the popular worms} series " -also used in some other game titles

" i just wasted that guy with the zook!"

by Jonny November 10, 2003

ViZi0n

a norwegian synonyme for "big dick"
or "huge cock"

wow, he's like ViZi0n or something

by Jonny December 1, 2003