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salestard 

A person, of the salesy persuasion, who possesses scarcely enough mental faculties to complete simple day to day tasks such as putting their underwear on in the right direction, but who still somehow manages to persuade people in positions of monetary authority that they should invest in a product that is incapable of performing as promised.

Can be found saying such things as:

"Not only is this a powerful collaborative tool which will increase and streamline your company's capabilities accross the board, but it will also make your coffee, change your kid's diapers, and wipe your a$$ for you (only 2-ply and higher tp supported)."
"Don't worry about Kristen," Jarvis said, rolling his eyes, "She suffers from salestardation, but she's harmless, really."
salestard by vulgarityfilteroff February 4, 2010

solostarcandles 

seller on ebay who after winning an auction and paying cancels your order instead of shipping item
solostarcandles, I won an auction, but I am not getting my item
solostarcandles by ds2.3 June 2, 2017

salestards

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.
The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.
salestards by Fake Steve January 14, 2008

Salestards

Completely inept salespeople
Man boss we could be doin Hella numbers if we didn't have an entire staff of "salestards."

sulestar 

A Sulestar is a medical instrument used to scrape the faeces from the colon during a colonoscopy
Please pass me the Sulestar, there is so much shit down here, we're gonna be here all nite..
sulestar by Lilywei July 30, 2016

un sonata? mejor un solesta 

def. frase utilizada por gogo y yael exclamando por una vez más, que quieren irse a puebla.
"un sonata? mejor un solesta"