salestard 

A person, of the salesy persuasion, who possesses scarcely enough mental faculties to complete simple day to day tasks such as putting their underwear on in the right direction, but who still somehow manages to persuade people in positions of monetary authority that they should invest in a product that is incapable of performing as promised.

Can be found saying such things as:

"Not only is this a powerful collaborative tool which will increase and streamline your company's capabilities accross the board, but it will also make your coffee, change your kid's diapers, and wipe your a$$ for you (only 2-ply and higher tp supported)."

"Don't worry about Kristen," Jarvis said, rolling his eyes, "She suffers from salestardation, but she's harmless, really."

salestard by vulgarityfilteroff February 4, 2010

safetard 

safe•tard -- safetard
noun

1.) A person overly concerned with safety to a ridiculous level.

2.) A person in the gun community who follows more safety rules, than Cooper's traditional four rules, outside of IPSC, USPSA, or IDPA.

Dan: Damn John is such an idiot, he keeps yelling at the guys running back from the line, because he says they're breaking the "180 rule." Doesn't he know that shit is only for non-realistic gun games?

Mike: What a safetard.

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Sally: Why does Kristen have that kid in a life jacket, floaties, and a flotation belt?

Jane: Because she's a safetard.

safetard by Gunguy November 1, 2014

Sametards 

When two people are both stupid and think and say the same stupid shiz all the time

Brosef.. we are sametards

Sametards by Teddwith2Dees September 16, 2017

salesterbation 

A process that occurs when lots of sales people get together and get each other excited without actually making a sale.

Did you hear about the salesterbation at the sales kickoff? They are really excited about the new roadmap.

salesterbation by mushmouth71 October 14, 2008

solestar 

Commonly used to describe someone with exceptional talent which is revealed only at the discretion of the said person.

That little dude just dunked on that huge guy. That is so solestar

solestar by solebo February 11, 2010

slastard 

A guy who only cares about big boobs and blond hair. A manwhore. A guy who is obsessed with females and only cares about their bodies.

"God, Jason is such a slastard, the way he picks up girls at the strip club."

slastard by Josh Heigh June 11, 2008

slustard 

A girl like a slut she spreads her legs easy and smooth like mustard

"hey dude got myself some slustard, ran so smooth all night

slustard by mitzul September 16, 2009