sulestar 

A Sulestar is a medical instrument used to scrape the faeces from the colon during a colonoscopy

Please pass me the Sulestar, there is so much shit down here, we're gonna be here all nite..

sulestar by Lilywei July 30, 2016

solestar 

Commonly used to describe someone with exceptional talent which is revealed only at the discretion of the said person.

That little dude just dunked on that huge guy. That is so solestar

solestar by solebo February 11, 2010

salestard 

A person, of the salesy persuasion, who possesses scarcely enough mental faculties to complete simple day to day tasks such as putting their underwear on in the right direction, but who still somehow manages to persuade people in positions of monetary authority that they should invest in a product that is incapable of performing as promised.

Can be found saying such things as:

"Not only is this a powerful collaborative tool which will increase and streamline your company's capabilities accross the board, but it will also make your coffee, change your kid's diapers, and wipe your a$$ for you (only 2-ply and higher tp supported)."

"Don't worry about Kristen," Jarvis said, rolling his eyes, "She suffers from salestardation, but she's harmless, really."

salestard by vulgarityfilteroff February 4, 2010

salestards

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

salestards by Fake Steve January 14, 2008

Salestards

Completely inept salespeople

Man boss we could be doin Hella numbers if we didn't have an entire staff of "salestards."

Salestards by Coffee is for Closers ONLY August 10, 2012