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To ‘jarvis’ something is a term commonly used amongst medical professionals when a colleague causes a patient to let blood unnecessarily during a routine procedure.

By extension ‘jarvis’ can also mean to screw up something simple.
Dammit Franklin, if you jarvis one more IV I swear to God...

David really jarvised the Christmas Tree when he put the star on the wrong way up.
by RTDB September 04, 2018
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Jarvis is a Norman French surname (last name) linked to Saint Gervasius. Its latin meaning is "He who is skilled with a spear." Basically, "Jarvis" means "Bad Ass" or "Not to be Fucked wit."

Never call him Travis or Gervais (from Survivor).
Everybody I know named "Jarvis" is a freakin' bad ass.
by J. Jones February 14, 2006
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Jarvis' are usually quite tall and not the skinniest but not the fattest either. Jarvis' are usually very sexy and are totall chick magnets. They are also very protective over they're friends and/or girlfriend. They often take extra time in the morning and before special occasions to look nice for the ladies.
by Sexymanj123 April 01, 2014
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Jarvis, means someone, who can sock it to you if you piss them off. Jarvis' are usually very attractive, and know how to please you. Watch out for a Jarvis, because they are total chick magnets.

Also can mean an attractive guy, or one with swagg.
He is a jarvis. He has mad jarvis.
by SwaggaSoStupid May 01, 2011
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Usually a tall black male. Funny, and outgoing. Hard to handle at times. Hides his feelings due to past relationships. When he finds a good girl, he usually mistreats her and is oblivious to her love for him. Can make you smile, but also break you down. His best matches are a girl with an exotic name. For example, Roxanne. He'll fall in love with a girl that most find odd, but he'll think the world of her. He'll mistreat her, but she'll stay. When he loves, he loves whole heartedly. But is afraid to admit so. He has a bad temper, that can only be calmed by the girl he loves. If you have a chance with a Jarvis, hold on to him. Because when you hurt him, he never forgives it.
person 1: He is so tall!
person 2: Must be a Jarvis.
by loverboy741 August 31, 2013
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(can also be spelled Jarvus)

An unspeakable thing.
Did you wash your...jarvis last night?

Lets keep it on the jarvis, so as not to gain any attention, alright?

You don't want many people to see your jarvis.

Person 1: Is jarvis a word?
Person 2: Yes.
by Janus Alpaca April 23, 2008
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