sockfucker

A horney male soldier in the field or on deployment that can/will not get sex from a female, and rolls up a sock nice and tight like a vagina and proceeds to have "relations" with it.

Soldier 1: I walked in on SSG Kennedy, and he was fucking a damn sock!

Soldier 2: Kennedy is such a SOCKFUCKER

by The real Beav April 28, 2006

sockcucker

A common malapropism usually uttered by folks who are falling-down drunk and mean to use the term ‘cocksucker.’

Come over here you miserable sockcucker, I’ll kick your ass!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2021

socksucker

a way to say cocksucker around younger people.

While your child is in the room and you want to call your woman a cocksucker: Hey, why do you have to be such a socksucker?

by hi5000 August 15, 2011

cockfucker

the worst kind of fucker

You fucking cockfucker, I hate you.

by infiniti August 15, 2003

soyfucker

Vegan

Where else am I supposed to throw my pizza but the compost pile, soyfucker?

by angryshark June 23, 2009

sock fucker

Hopeless guy in his late 20's to early 30's that was never kissed and lives in his moms basement. Pretends sock is a woman while looking at free thumbnails. Usually unemployed.

Do not shake hands with a sock fucker.

by Top Gunt June 3, 2004

soyfucker

Derogatory word for a vegan/non meat eater/soy lotion masterbator

Vegan- "Don't eat that it's so gross"
Me- "Go to hell soyfucker!! Bacon is life"

by Meanphonegirl October 17, 2009