suckfucker

A person who both sucks and is a fucker in equal measure.

The guy who cut me off in traffic is a suckfucker.

by Jesse Petersen February 1, 2008

sockcucker

A common malapropism usually uttered by folks who are falling-down drunk and mean to use the term ‘cocksucker.’

Come over here you miserable sockcucker, I’ll kick your ass!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2021

socksucker

a way to say cocksucker around younger people.

While your child is in the room and you want to call your woman a cocksucker: Hey, why do you have to be such a socksucker?

by hi5000 August 15, 2011

suckfuckate

The act of being fully penetrated sexually in all bodily orfices. Often resulting in suffocation. And fucking. Hence, suckfuckation.

"I totally did not expect your girlfriend to let us suckfuckate her, bro. My bad."

by Mitch the Modulator July 5, 2010

scumfucker

v. A person far worse than a mere fucker.

"Have you seen Allan?"
"No, why?"
"Guy took a shit on my lawn, sold my car, and pissed on my mom. I'm gonna kill him."
"What a scumfucker!"

by Alecx Hunter September 3, 2005

Zuckfuckery

Slang term used to describe a seriously well-planned and very well-funded version of fucking someone over.

The scale of Zuckfuckery employed was beyond mind-boggling!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 4, 2021

suckdicker

The same thing as a dicksucker. Somebody who sucks on a dick. This word originated in 2001 on the campus of The University of Dayton in Ohio. An international student went off upon seeing that his chicken pot pie had been eaten, and he attacked the guilty party with a barrage of curse words. He managed to say just about every insult in the English language, and he even invented a new one: suckdicker. This word is much funnier if you can get an international student to say it in a fit of rage.

Mickey: "Who eat pot pie was mine!"
Scotty: "I ate it man I was hungry."
Mickey: "Scott, you faggot, mother of a fucker, bitch, asshole, shit, pussy, damnit Scott."
Scotty: "Fuck off loser."
Mickey: "You are a fuck, faggot fucker, son of bitch, suckdicker!"
Scotty:(walking out the door) "blow me asshole."

by John Planet October 14, 2008