3 definitions by Top Gunt

Hopeless guy in his late 20's to early 30's that was never kissed and lives in his moms basement. Pretends sock is a woman while looking at free thumbnails. Usually unemployed.
Do not shake hands with a sock fucker.
by Top Gunt June 4, 2004
where beta male sock fuckers are imprisoned.
get back to the server room, nerdy opie.
by Top Gunt June 4, 2004
To fuck as quick and hard as possible, simulating a gym workout, with total disregard for your sexual partner.
American women are great for sport fucking, but make terrible wives.
by Top Gunt June 4, 2004