Hopeless guy in his late 20's to early 30's that was never kissed and lives in his moms basement. Pretends sock is a woman while looking at free thumbnails. Usually unemployed.
by Top Gunt June 4, 2004
One who is extremely bored that they place a tube sock upon their penis and continualy thrust back and fourth until climax has been reached!
"terry was so bored that he pick up his grandfathers tube sock and had a field day! What a sock fucker!"
by big harry johnson lovers March 31, 2007
by xcryptic February 27, 2006
An adolescent boy whom has just discoverd masterbation.
usually has an acne riddin face, underbite, and his diet consists of chicken nugguts and mr. pib. Has no funds to buy lub or tissues. because he spends his money on Mcdonalds, comics and soft core anime porn. So he masterbates with his sock and tosses it in the laundry.
usually has an acne riddin face, underbite, and his diet consists of chicken nugguts and mr. pib. Has no funds to buy lub or tissues. because he spends his money on Mcdonalds, comics and soft core anime porn. So he masterbates with his sock and tosses it in the laundry.
Mom: I wish our son wasnt a sock fucker.
Dad: When i was his age i was way to up in the pipe to try that.
Mom: i want a divorce.
Dad: When i was his age i was way to up in the pipe to try that.
Mom: i want a divorce.
by Walter Fishington September 23, 2010
A term for an annoying ass that seems to know everything but has never been with a woman before. Most likely will be in love with sock puppets or the sock drawer the rest of his life. Mostly used as an insult.
HEY! Shut your mouth Sock Fucker!
by Joke Of The Day 4 March 27, 2015
by tsinnn. September 10, 2023
a person who removes all other articles of clothing but fails to remove their socks before intercourse; usually male
by missbirdle July 12, 2010