smutmuffin

a girl that never has a steady relationship and sleeps around at college campuses

(insert name here) is a smutmuffin

by apocalypse_dkr October 16, 2008

studmuffin

A rather attractive human of the male variety. Can be described as being 'good enough to eat'.

mmmm.... I can smell freshly baked studmuffin.

I had the best studmuffin last night.

by Becmond December 28, 2005

slutmuffin

A girl who is perverted, but still really sweet. The surprising combination of slut and muffin reflects the surprise when someone cute says something dirty.

Oh, sweetie, I didn't know you were such a slutmuffin!

by slutmuffin May 31, 2006

shitmuffin

1. Small cake purchased in WalMart

2. When you have not had a shit for a long time

3. Insult

1. "Check out these muffins, I got them in WalMart...don't they just taste like shite?"

2. "I would have helped that old lady across the road, but I had a shitmuffin brewing"

3. "YOU LITTLE SHITMUFFIN!"

by Alistair_123 October 1, 2005

slutmuffin

1) A term of endearment among friends.
2) An insult..but not really because it sounds too cute.

You're my slutmuffin. :

Stupid slutmuffin! God!

by amy. April 27, 2006

Slutmuffin

A girl who is a complete whore but only with one person.

'you're such a slutmuffin!'

by Theslutmuffin November 12, 2012

Slutmuffin

1. Term used to describe a seemingly innocent girl that turns into a freak as soon as the lights go out.

2. Promiscuous pastry.

"Sarah is my little slutmuffin"

"Is that slutmuffin felching the shortcake!?"

by vmr2009 November 3, 2009