Alistair_123's definitions

twatknot

Insult. Origin unknown.

"Don't get your twat in a knot, you twatknot!"

by Alistair_123 October 1, 2005

freatest

Freatest: Fucking Greatest

Did you see that penalty? That was the freatest shit i've ever seen!

by Alistair_123 December 28, 2005

AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

Originally popularised by libyan bandits before they assasinated infidels, now used by an elite few in CS:S as an exclamation of joy.

The length of the scream is not important, as it can vary from a simple "AYAYAYAY" to several pages of A2 paper.

"I just got a headshot! AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY"

by Alistair_123 October 1, 2005

sweating my balls

If somebody desires physical interaction of a sexual nature with you, they are sweating your balls.

"See that chick over there? She's totally sweating my balls"

by Alistair_123 October 6, 2005

shitmuffin

1. Small cake purchased in WalMart

2. When you have not had a shit for a long time

3. Insult

1. "Check out these muffins, I got them in WalMart...don't they just taste like shite?"

2. "I would have helped that old lady across the road, but I had a shitmuffin brewing"

3. "YOU LITTLE SHITMUFFIN!"

by Alistair_123 October 1, 2005

upon my troth

Exclamation of surprise, usually used in an ironic context.

1. "Upon my troth! Meatballs in my coffee!"

2. "I just got my hand stuck in my back pocket. UPON MY TROTH!"

by Alistair_123 October 1, 2005

strides

Trousers, pants, pantaloons, hoes, breaches.

Originating in rural england, now used as Australian slang.

"I got me some new rat traps, they'll be seeing the inside of my strides before the week is out!"

by Alistair_123 October 5, 2005