shitmuffin

1. Small cake purchased in WalMart

2. When you have not had a shit for a long time

3. Insult

1. "Check out these muffins, I got them in WalMart...don't they just taste like shite?"

2. "I would have helped that old lady across the road, but I had a shitmuffin brewing"

3. "YOU LITTLE SHITMUFFIN!"

by Alistair_123 October 1, 2005

shitmuffin

A nickname that connotes fondness, much like biscuitlips and assbiscuit.

My shitmuffin, I will love you til the end of time!

by HAASespecial July 2, 2007