scuzmuffin

a muffin that had been scuzzed too mungo. bling bling!

da bling bling is a manny scuzmuffin. word.

scuzmuffin by da djinzter July 24, 2003

Scrubmuffin 

A person with little to no intelligence who's only goal in life is to spread their stupidity. All scrubmuffins are shit at life, and will therefore just shit all over everyone else's lives. Scrubmuffins will spend more time speaking sarcastically than sincerely, and many scrubmuffins will just sporadically switch between their plans for modes of transportation to places, disappointing and frustrating those around them.

That Luke kid is such a scrubmuffin. He told me he was going to catch the bus home, then he didn't.

Scrubmuffin by Theonetruekentuckywildcat March 28, 2015

studmuffin 

A rather attractive human of the male variety. Can be described as being 'good enough to eat'.

mmmm.... I can smell freshly baked studmuffin.

I had the best studmuffin last night.

studmuffin by Becmond December 28, 2005

spazmuffin 

1.A person or thing that is completely and totally insane.

2.An awesome and totally cool muffin.

That kid just bit his dog, what a spazmuffin!!

Dude 1:That muffin is chocolate!
Dude 2:Now that's a spazmuffin!

spazmuffin by Kurt the pimp May 4, 2005

slutmuffin 

A girl who is perverted, but still really sweet. The surprising combination of slut and muffin reflects the surprise when someone cute says something dirty.

Oh, sweetie, I didn't know you were such a slutmuffin!

slutmuffin by slutmuffin May 31, 2006

slutmuffin 

1) A term of endearment among friends.
2) An insult..but not really because it sounds too cute.

You're my slutmuffin. :

Stupid slutmuffin! God!

slutmuffin by amy. April 27, 2006

Slutmuffin 

A girl who is a complete whore but only with one person.

'you're such a slutmuffin!'

Slutmuffin by Theslutmuffin November 12, 2012