Smegmuffin 

A semen flavoured savoury delight from my basement

Hey dude, toss me...over one of those smegmuffins

Smegmuffin by Fyfe August 30, 2003

Smegmuffin 

a muffin made of seminal fluids. optional flavouring. expensive culinary delight in wales.

why-aye Rhys me old smegger. chuck us one of yo'r smegmuffins before i go shag a sheep

Smegmuffin by Kris September 1, 2003

sexmuffin

an incredibly sexy person
a person u want to have intecourse with

Eva Longoria is a sexmuffin, Id do her!

sexmuffin by brown guy January 12, 2008

slagmuffin 

A slag, sket, slut, whore, hooker, dirty bitch i.e. Has the name SALLY, that has a dirty, moudly beyond grotesue muffin.

slagmuffin Sally

slagmuffin by LBG6661902 June 24, 2009

shagmuffin 

This is When you decide that you want to enhance your sexual experience by either,
1. shoving a muffin over your bell end or,
2.ramming a muffin up your vagina.

this sexual act is best when used with chocolate chip.
many men have died trying to perform this act. this is why many porn stars do not attempt it, and it is banned in 477 countries of the world.

i saw a guy who had shagmuffin. he was dead.
do you want shag muffin? yeah my bell end loves chocolate

shagmuffin by Lewis Trinder March 10, 2007

SHAGMUFFIN 

someone you lust over or find very attractive
someone sexy as hell !
someone with a FINE ASS
someone who enjoys crazy wild sex

1: dude, Kitty is a SHAGMUFFIN, she's GORGEOUS !!

2: WOW look at that SHAGMUFFIN

3:Chris-"man, that girl lat nigh was such such a SHAGMUFFIN we were all over the plaice !!"
pat-" haha nice!, i'd SHAG her MIFFIN! hahah"

SHAGMUFFIN by Patrick Sheehan February 24, 2008

Swagmuffin 

Someone with amazing and unorecedent amounts of swag

"Emily is such a Swagmuffin like wow"

Swagmuffin by swagmuffin527 January 26, 2016