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smush-smush

what snookie wants to do to every male boy in the universe. it consists of rape and sexy porn but don’t like because she’s killing whoever she’s with by giving them unhealthy amounts of STD’s
𝕕𝕦𝕕𝕖 1 holy shit....

𝕕𝕦𝕕𝕖 2 what?

𝕕𝕦𝕕𝕖 1 ITS GONNA SMUSH-SMUSH ME

𝕤𝕟𝕠𝕠𝕜𝕚𝕖 snookie want smush-smush

𝕕𝕦𝕕𝕖 1...... 𝚆𝙰𝚂𝚃𝙴𝙳

smush-smush

The *awwww* feeling you get after people say something incredibly sweet or cheesy. Can be used as a substitue or in addition to "awwwwww".
When a friend says "He held my hand" you say "smush-smush".
smush-smush by Morris February 7, 2005

Smush Kabob 

When numerous people pile on top of one another (in a plank formation) while engaging in sexual activity.
Luke and Mitch smush kabobed for 4 hours straight
Smush Kabob by abckickit August 17, 2011
Ronnie (from MTV's Jersey Shore): yea, we smushed last night
smush by jwelch December 18, 2009

busch smush 

What happens when you drink a lot of Busch, what ensues the next morning.. Usually results in a violent session of excessive messy, wet, brown, violent, sloppy, pooping.
I just busch smushed in my tub
busch smush by HaNk VERbeeK January 20, 2007

self-smush 

self-smush refers to the act of having sex with one's self, aka masturbating. From the Jersey Shore phrase, to smush meaning to have sex.
Steve was having a tough time scoring with the ladies, so he decided to stay in on Friday, curl up with some lube and tissues, and self-smush the night away.
self-smush by Charles IV October 2, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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