smush-smush

The Snooki-beast's mating call on the "It's a Jersey Thing" episode of South Park when she grinds and dry-humps anything that moves.

SNOOKI WANT SMUSH-SMUSH!

smush-smush by caytinator October 20, 2010

smush-smush

what snookie wants to do to every male boy in the universe. it consists of rape and sexy porn but don’t like because she’s killing whoever she’s with by giving them unhealthy amounts of STD’s

𝕕𝕦𝕕𝕖 1 holy shit....

𝕕𝕦𝕕𝕖 2 what?

𝕕𝕦𝕕𝕖 1 ITS GONNA SMUSH-SMUSH ME

𝕤𝕟𝕠𝕠𝕜𝕚𝕖 snookie want smush-smush

𝕕𝕦𝕕𝕖 1...... 𝚆𝙰𝚂𝚃𝙴𝙳

smush-smush by stealthyybot on fortnite👍 April 25, 2019

smush-smush

The *awwww* feeling you get after people say something incredibly sweet or cheesy. Can be used as a substitue or in addition to "awwwwww".

When a friend says "He held my hand" you say "smush-smush".

smush-smush by Morris February 7, 2005

Smush Kabob 

When numerous people pile on top of one another (in a plank formation) while engaging in sexual activity.

Luke and Mitch smush kabobed for 4 hours straight

Smush Kabob by abckickit August 17, 2011

smush 

the act of having sex

Ronnie (from MTV's Jersey Shore): yea, we smushed last night

smush by jwelch December 18, 2009

busch smush 

What happens when you drink a lot of Busch, what ensues the next morning.. Usually results in a violent session of excessive messy, wet, brown, violent, sloppy, pooping.

I just busch smushed in my tub

busch smush by HaNk VERbeeK January 20, 2007

self-smush 

self-smush refers to the act of having sex with one's self, aka masturbating. From the Jersey Shore phrase, to smush meaning to have sex.

Steve was having a tough time scoring with the ladies, so he decided to stay in on Friday, curl up with some lube and tissues, and self-smush the night away.

self-smush by Charles IV October 2, 2010