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smush-smush

what snookie wants to do to every male boy in the universe. it consists of rape and sexy porn but don’t like because she’s killing whoever she’s with by giving them unhealthy amounts of STD’s
𝕕𝕦𝕕𝕖 1 holy shit....

𝕕𝕦𝕕𝕖 2 what?

𝕕𝕦𝕕𝕖 1 ITS GONNA SMUSH-SMUSH ME

𝕤𝕟𝕠𝕠𝕜𝕚𝕖 snookie want smush-smush

𝕕𝕦𝕕𝕖 1...... 𝚆𝙰𝚂𝚃𝙴𝙳

smush-smush

The *awwww* feeling you get after people say something incredibly sweet or cheesy. Can be used as a substitue or in addition to "awwwwww".
When a friend says "He held my hand" you say "smush-smush".
smush-smush by Morris February 7, 2005

Smush Kabob 

When numerous people pile on top of one another (in a plank formation) while engaging in sexual activity.
Luke and Mitch smush kabobed for 4 hours straight
Smush Kabob by abckickit August 17, 2011
the act of having sex
Ronnie (from MTV's Jersey Shore): yea, we smushed last night
smush by jwelch December 18, 2009

busch smush 

What happens when you drink a lot of Busch, what ensues the next morning.. Usually results in a violent session of excessive messy, wet, brown, violent, sloppy, pooping.
I just busch smushed in my tub
busch smush by HaNk VERbeeK January 20, 2007

self-smush 

self-smush refers to the act of having sex with one's self, aka masturbating. From the Jersey Shore phrase, to smush meaning to have sex.
Steve was having a tough time scoring with the ladies, so he decided to stay in on Friday, curl up with some lube and tissues, and self-smush the night away.
self-smush by Charles IV October 2, 2010
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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