Snooki

n: extra large oompa-loompa that's easier to get on than facebook

Tom: You hear about Megan
Jim: Yeah, she went to the bar and got seven guys
Tom: What a Snooki

Snooki by Devine1 March 7, 2010

snooki

v. (trans) 1. to be punched in the face.

"Did you see that guy on 'Jersey Shore'; he totally snookied that bitch?"

snooki by kosure January 3, 2010

Snooki

The result of an oompa loompa fucking a troll doll, to create a weird troll like creature that wants "smush smush" Known for being easier than a sex doll and for violating Eric Cartman.

Snooki want smush smush!

Snooki by pacman jones32 November 2, 2010

Snooki

(n) A stumpy and incredibly wide piece of orange colored feces, with one end tapered off to form a small round nodule.

I just defecated and when I looked down I thought I was watching Jersey Shore on that television network that used to play music videos, because my excrement looked like Snooki.

Snooki by playconn February 3, 2010

Snooki

Snooki: a female slut that has sex with any basketball player. Typically snookies are found in hotel lobbies of the visiting teams and the foyer of basketball arenas. Snookies became famous for Shawn kemp who famously said "I love all my snookies" in response to being questioned as to why he had so many children with various women. The American version of a "puck".

Michael Jordan loved Miami, not for playing against the Heat but for his favourite Snooki

Snooki by daggar January 22, 2011

Snooki

1) the action of a male punching an obnoxious, slightly oversized woman in the face

2) Narcissistic guidette on Jersey Shore

This fat bitch was startin shit at the concert so i snooki'd her

Snooki by AznL!on December 26, 2009

Snooki

That bitch with a pickle on Jersey Shore

Over tanned oompa loompa , that is now trying to sing.
A Bitch with a pickle aKa Snooki

Snooki by Takenawa, James Sangao August 14, 2010