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smuddling

The combined acts of smooching and cuddling that create an energy field creating the math equation of 1+1 = 3.
When Karen finds the man who enjoys smuddling with her as much as she enjoys smuddling with him, she will ask this one of a kind wonderful man how much is 1 + 1 and he will answer 3.
by 10popsicletoes April 14, 2008
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Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling — A tactic where gangs use scuba divers to attach cocaine stashes to the hulls of unsuspecting ships.
I make my living as a scuba diver; but, I ain’t no Jacques Cousteau — I’m into Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling . It’s dangerous but quite lucrative!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 28, 2023
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Smuggling Bananas

When a male wears very tight pants (or shorts) showing off a distinct bulge.
"Look at the spandex pants on that bass player. Looks like he's smuggling bananas!"
by Red001 May 27, 2012
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Smuggling the hot oil

Phrase

1. Having a large amount of cum/lube in ones ass held in by a butt plug

2. When you mean to say Hanging Around but mess up.
Person 1: Well now that you’re all smuggling the hot oil, I think it’s time we took care of some business.

Person 2: Uh, the phrase is hanging around.

Person 1: What did I say?

Person 2: Smuggling the hot oil.

Person 1: WTF does that mean?!
by Davis Crimsha March 25, 2020
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John: A man was found smuggling hash into Thailand today.
Jane: Thats like smuggling chocolate into Belgium.
by PalermoD April 13, 2008
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Smuggling tic tacs

"Smuggling tic tacs" is a euphemism used to describe a lady's visibly erect nipples. It may be cold, she may be horny, or she may genuinely be smuggling tic tacs.

Sometimes you may be in luck, and she may be smuggling a whole handful of tic tacs. This probably means that she has pierced nipples.

Every now and then you may be out of luck, and find that a gentleman is also smuggling tic tacs. Best not to mention it to him though.
Hey babes, whatcha got there? You smuggling tic tacs?

or

Hot damn, I could really go for a tic tac right now. I notice that you're smuggling a couple. Mind if I have a taste?
by Rymix September 2, 2006
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smuggling a jellyfish

A woman with an extremely dangly clitoris.
Damn dude her clits that messy it looks like she's smuggling a jellyfish
by misshandy February 10, 2015
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