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smooching 

To wildly kiss someone. Usually done before two pomed up babes get naked and pj each other.
Calvin: we dont like women remember?
Hobbes: who do we smooch then?
From Calvin and Hobbes by watterson.

Son: no mom I'm busy smooching with my gf.
smooching by Maxinside April 22, 2014

Smooching 

The act of transferring semen from one’s male genitalia to another’s while each tip is in contact with the other.
Those two guys were smooching in the washroom just now
Smooching by SSJSmoochum March 26, 2025
A way to kiss someone affectionately when you really wanna touch them.
Zakaria and Ziaa were caught smooching in class
Smooching by HoneyPiePussy October 21, 2025
A casual, affectionate kiss that does not require tongue
Zakaria and Ziaa were caught smooching by everyoen in class
Smooching by HoneyPiePussy October 25, 2025

Smooching Out 

The process of kissing over a long period of time in a comfortable place with someone special. It is different than making out because lips don't lock at any point, they only temporarily touch for a brief moment only to touch again after another brief moment. Tongue is used only to lick each others face or to have tongue wars.
"I love to spend long days with my girlfriend Alexa smooching out in her bed"
Smooching Out by n11c04 June 22, 2009

Smooching starfish 

The act of sizzoring someone, but by touching b holes together.
As a gay couple, Fred and Sinley enjoy the smooching starfish before getting their fuck on.
Smooching starfish by David...W January 11, 2017

Smooching my own Coochie 

A term for female masturbation. Similar to the male term of beating my meat
"I'll be right out hun; I got to finish smooching my own Coochie"
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
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