smudding
not nearly as awesome as the name implies, the high school act of eating pudding and smores with your friends while watching movies which, in all honesty, arent that great
smudding by orsngutan tang February 27, 2010
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face smudging
verb.
the act of squashing your face against your car window in hopes of getting fellow drivers attention. a popular past time for those driving in traffic.
warning: sometimes attracts men in trucks, families in minivans, and middle aged women w. bad hair cuts. results may vary.
the act of squashing your face against your car window in hopes of getting fellow drivers attention. a popular past time for those driving in traffic.
warning: sometimes attracts men in trucks, families in minivans, and middle aged women w. bad hair cuts. results may vary.
when the elder lady drove past kellys car, she was startled to discover a girl face smudging against the window.
face smudging by anthony ronaldo July 11, 2006
smudging
An act of prayer among Native Americans involving the burning of sage, cedar or sweetgrass in an abalone shell, tin can, or other container that will hold the ashes safely.
smudging by gabriel-ernest November 9, 2007
Mud-Spudding
The sexual act or interest of inserting or harboring potatoes or similiar root crops inside one’s rectal cavity, often for an extended period.
My friend Emily got really into mud-spudding.
My roommate has a mud-spudding kink, so now we never have groceries to make mashed potatoes.
Now that we’ve been dating for a few months, I think we should try mud-spudding
Rhett can’t go on a bike ride today, because he’s mud-spudding.
My roommate has a mud-spudding kink, so now we never have groceries to make mashed potatoes.
Now that we’ve been dating for a few months, I think we should try mud-spudding
Rhett can’t go on a bike ride today, because he’s mud-spudding.
Mud-Spudding by Thahash March 3, 2019
smodding
The art of simultaneously fake smiling and nodding when asked to perform a task that you consider to be unnecessary, counter productive, or excessive, and you know that management won't listen to your valid viewpoint.
Not generally used in a sentence. It's just a slow deliberate motion to resign yourself to the futility of trying to be innovative in a bureaucratic system.
Manager -"Hey Jim, the paper we use isn't made in an environmentally friendly way, can you destroy it all and order 'green' paper"
Jim- (Smodding)
Manager -"Hey Jim, the paper we use isn't made in an environmentally friendly way, can you destroy it all and order 'green' paper"
Jim- (Smodding)
Fanny smudging
Fanny smudging by Bigbob91 July 15, 2015
Smudging
The risk of transferring vaginal love juice to a phone screen when texting and masturbating simultaneously
Smudging by Comedy_Genius May 12, 2020
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