Smoif 

When a nan farts and and its wet af its called a smoif

Is ur smoif stilk alive

Smoif by Ethaan smoif October 11, 2019

smoif 

Smurf with a New York accent.

Wanna watch the smoifs taday.

smoif by deadbolt May 29, 2005

smoif 

1.smurf with a Jersey accent; A.K.A: Furrevig.

I saw the smoif eated white castle hamboigas and gotted a glass of wadda for i could chewg it.

smoif by tubeckulosis January 25, 2011

smiffy

a small penis with ginger pubes which gay people prefer to a big penis

i have a smiffy and joel dennis likes to suck on it

smiffy by Poo Eater February 21, 2005

smoigel 

A smoigel is a traditional Jewish fruit basket that has only green fruits but no pears!!

Jim: this is for you
Adam: what is it?
Jim: a smoigel
Adam: a what?
Jim: a smoigel

Johnny: you know, a smoigel

Jim: happy birthday, pusface

smoigel by Pissface_ October 31, 2018

Will Smif 

The way Will Smith pronounces his own name.

"Hey whats up everyone it's me, Will Smif."
-Will Smith

Will Smif by rectangle March 6, 2009

Smoff 

Abbreviation for "suck me off." Usually used as a substitution for 'shut up' or 'fuck off.'

Anthony: Hey lex, let's go smoke.
Lex: Sorry, I cant, I'm going to volunteer at the special olympics
Anthony: smoff bitch. Lets go.

Smoff by BigCol February 24, 2015