n. - an abbreviation for Secret Masters of Fandom, usually used in the science-fiction community. It can apply jokingly to the idea there is a secret 'conspiracy' group controlling the masses of a fandom, or it can simply refer to the "unsung" types who organize conventions.
If you enjoyed this Bi-Mon Sci-Fi Con, you ought to thank the SMOFs who put it all together.
by DoMM April 13, 2006
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Acronym for "Set Myself On Fire". used to express your feeling when you would rather die painfully than be in that situation.
Person 1: "Don't you just love the new Justin Beiber song?"

Person 2: "I'd rather SMOF than listen to that garbage."
by Beef225 November 11, 2017
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Facebook Chat.

Guy 1: i h8 you i don't even know why anyone likes you.

Guy 2: SMOF
by AngusFromNowraWriteThis March 8, 2012
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He was a real smof and jumped his motorcycle into the lake
by Greg Powell January 14, 2022
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Sniffing My Own Fart...

To smell my own anal emissions.... and ENJOY! MMMMMMMM!
I was round at my friend's house i let one go... i smelt it... and thought "WOW that is sweet mmmmmmm!"

Unfortunately upon witnessing me smof no one else agreed with me!
by Smof K October 23, 2011
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Smoffing is the act of smoking pot and then huffing large amounts of 'dust-off' immediately afterwords. This combination of smoking and using inhalants causes an intense trip where your surroundings become extremely distorted and hallucinations may occur.
person 1: dude, i was SOOO smoffed last night
Person 2: fuck man, im smoffing right now!!
person 1: lucky! you got any smoff left?
Person 2: nah, sorry bro, i smoffed it all already
by burley bob April 28, 2008
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Smile On My Face

Typically used when Lmao is a bit over exaggerate.
John: oi bro I’m such a virgin I might just shag a sheep
Mark: smof go for it mate haha
by Willy Fred Spivey April 28, 2020
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