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Smurf with a New York accent.
Wanna watch the smoifs taday.
smoif by deadbolt May 29, 2005
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smoif • smoof • Smiff • SMIF • smoft • smiffed • smiffy • SMOF • smoofy • Smorf
1.smurf with a Jersey accent; A.K.A: Furrevig.
I saw the smoif eated white castle hamboigas and gotted a glass of wadda for i could chewg it.
smoif by tubeckulosis January 25, 2011
a small penis with ginger pubes which gay people prefer to a big penis
i have a smiffy and joel dennis likes to suck on it
smiffy by Poo Eater February 21, 2005
A smoigel is a traditional Jewish fruit basket that has only green fruits but no pears!!
Jim: this is for you
Adam: what is it?
Jim: a smoigel
Adam: a what?
Jim: a smoigel

Johnny: you know, a smoigel

Jim: happy birthday, pusface
smoigel by Pissface_ October 31, 2018

Will Smif 

The way Will Smith pronounces his own name.
"Hey whats up everyone it's me, Will Smif."
-Will Smith
Will Smif by rectangle March 6, 2009
Abbreviation for "suck me off." Usually used as a substitution for 'shut up' or 'fuck off.'
Anthony: Hey lex, let's go smoke.
Lex: Sorry, I cant, I'm going to volunteer at the special olympics
Anthony: smoff bitch. Lets go.
Smoff by BigCol February 24, 2015
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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