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Anthony: Hey lex, let's go smoke.
Lex: Sorry, I cant, I'm going to volunteer at the special olympics
Anthony: smoff bitch. Lets go.
Lex: Sorry, I cant, I'm going to volunteer at the special olympics
Anthony: smoff bitch. Lets go.
by BigCol February 24, 2015
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Joe: "Yo I'm goin to the movies with sarah."
Brian: "Gonna get some dark handy action?"
Joe: "If im lucky enough."
(later at the movies)
**fap, fap, fap**
Brian: "Gonna get some dark handy action?"
Joe: "If im lucky enough."
(later at the movies)
**fap, fap, fap**
by BigCol April 11, 2013
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