smoft

smooth and soft = smoft

–verb (used with object)
1. to put your mouth on a smooth and soft surface of the body such as stomach or butt with no hair, create an airtight seal with the mouth, then blow to emit a juicy fart sound

2. to punish by putting your mouth on someone's smooth and soft stomach and blowing to make him uncomfortable and laugh

–noun
3. an act or instance of smofting

-noun phrase
4. butt smoft, an act of smofting on someone's bare ass

Guy 1: It's time for your smoft. lift up your shirt

Person A: i'm going to smoft you 8 times
Person B: you are so gay

*guy is lying on the bed with his shorts pulled down to just below his waist, showing his bare ass*

Guy 2: Wow, it's a full moon tonight, time to butt smoft you

by batrider March 15, 2011

smoft

smooth and soft. can mean cool. or getting high

dam this is really smoft,
im smoft off my head

by phicas January 18, 2005

smoft

Adjective describing something which has the qualities of being both smooth and soft.

"Wow - your legs are really smoft"

by Geoff Payne October 19, 2005

smoft

When your hair is soft, usually after washing it.
Also, it usually smells like the shampoo/conditioner you used.

Taylor: My hair is smoft today!!
Me: omg no way!

by Ilovestalkee!! February 13, 2009

smoft

Adj. A conjunction of the words soft and smell. Used to describe the majority of attractive women, reflecting the general comfort one feels when holding her in your arms.

Jimi: All I know about women is two things: they're soft and they smell nice.
Jason: So they're sort of... smoft?
Jimi: Yeah, smoft.

by skyywise May 26, 2004

Smoft

Smoft; adjective, smooth and soft.

Her legs were so smoft my pants virtually exploded!

by Kowulz June 11, 2009

Smoft

An adjective describing something small and soft.

That kitten is so Smoft.

by jon henry VII September 21, 2023