Smorf

A disabled smurf. Someone that needs help.

Victor, why are you eating that tree? Your such a smorf.

by ChoompaLover911 November 27, 2017

SMORF

Spasticated Munticated Old Retarded Fart

On band camp:
Ashlie (leaps in) : Spasticated Munticated Old Retarded Fart!!
Emma: Wat a SMORF
Fergus (walks in)
Emma: Geez fergus ur such a friggin SMORF

by Emma tha smorf October 29, 2007

Smorf

An affectionate term for the noun geek, or used as a verb for being geeking / a loser. No relation to the term smorfing

Kayleigh was being a complete smorf in bed with Robbo, when suddenly her period started.

by Devilish-Ash August 11, 2005

SMORF

Spasticated Munticated Old Retarded Fart

On band camp:
Ashlie (leaps in) : Spasticated Munticated Old Retarded Fart!!
Emma: Wat a SMORF
Evelyn (walks in)
Emma: Geez evelyn ur such a friggin SMORF

by Emma tha smorf October 29, 2007

Smorf

This is a word to describe a nerd or a moron

“Jimmy stop watching Star Trek your such a f***ing smorf”

by Donny2348 August 11, 2023

Lefal Smorf

Gangster Style Solid Individual Who Happens To Be Vertically Challenged. Also Known As Dwaaaaaaful Mess

Here Pooleys A Lefal Smorf Like

by MerrowYerrow October 18, 2008

smorgasbroad

A vast array of beautiful women, or hotties, found in a relatively small area. They might vary in height, hair color, or ethnicity, but such variety is irrelevant and rather welcome. Unfortunately, they are too often the targets of douchebags and thus victims of the douchebaggery of frat daddies.

For a smorgasbroad to exist, estimates of the number of hotties should be at least 35-40% of any group of people, and preferably higher.

(And thanks to an old friend of mine from whom I first heard this term back in 1988.)

First guy: "Dude, check out all the babes here!"

Second guy: "Yes, this is a veritable smorgasbroad."

First guy: "Uh oh, that douchebag guido is going in for the kill! That chick is going to laugh at his porcupine hair and orange skin!"

Second guy: "Let's watch her trample his little ego! This should be a lot of fun."

by wheezer04041966 May 18, 2008