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smuffocate
When some bitch wraps her legs around your head and totaly fuckin suffocates you (skinky muff adds to pain and disscomfort)
Woman 1: hi babe i have somthing for you
Man 1: yeahhh!!!!
woman 1: lay down baby
Man 1: YYEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Man1:WOT THE....uG..oh...Ug....STOP SMUFFOCATEING ME BITC....Ug.. OHHHHHHH....................
*man cums*
*end*
Man 1: yeahhh!!!!
woman 1: lay down baby
Man 1: YYEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Man1:WOT THE....uG..oh...Ug....STOP SMUFFOCATEING ME BITC....Ug.. OHHHHHHH....................
*man cums*
*end*
smuffocate by TJeva October 5, 2005
Spofford Pond School
An elementary school where kids think they are in high school. Where girls wear crop tops, uggs, and loads of makeup. Where boys wear shorts in the middle of winter. Where kids in fourth grade start dating. Where there are weddings in 6th grade. There's constant drama between girls and the mean girl clique is a reality. But yet there are some regular people that are classy and smart and act like kids.
"Wow, that person looks like they're from Spofford Pond School!"
"How do you know?"
"Because they are acting like they are in High-School."
"How do you know?"
"Because they are acting like they are in High-School."
Spofford Pond School by cady913 February 21, 2015
Smofog
The word you use when you can’t determine whether or not in the air is fog or smog.
E.g. The air in Hong Kong, could be considered smog or fog, so just use smofog.
Used in cases when you cannot tell if smog or fog.
E.g. The air in Hong Kong, could be considered smog or fog, so just use smofog.
Used in cases when you cannot tell if smog or fog.
Smofog by Living Dreadful January 6, 2018
Smofo
Smofo by samuel l samson April 22, 2009
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026