smoffo

in Italian:
a piece of hashish

ITA: "hai smoffo?"
ENG: "have you got hashish?"

by [moji] November 2, 2006

Smoff

Abbreviation for "suck me off." Usually used as a substitution for 'shut up' or 'fuck off.'

Anthony: Hey lex, let's go smoke.
Lex: Sorry, I cant, I'm going to volunteer at the special olympics
Anthony: smoff bitch. Lets go.

by BigCol February 24, 2015

smuffocate

When some bitch wraps her legs around your head and totaly fuckin suffocates you (skinky muff adds to pain and disscomfort)

Woman 1: hi babe i have somthing for you

Man 1: yeahhh!!!!

woman 1: lay down baby

Man 1: YYEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Man1:WOT THE....uG..oh...Ug....STOP SMUFFOCATEING ME BITC....Ug.. OHHHHHHH....................

*man cums*

*end*

by TJeva October 5, 2005

Spofford Pond School

An elementary school where kids think they are in high school. Where girls wear crop tops, uggs, and loads of makeup. Where boys wear shorts in the middle of winter. Where kids in fourth grade start dating. Where there are weddings in 6th grade. There's constant drama between girls and the mean girl clique is a reality. But yet there are some regular people that are classy and smart and act like kids.

"Wow, that person looks like they're from Spofford Pond School!"
"How do you know?"
"Because they are acting like they are in High-School."

by cady913 February 21, 2015

Smofog

The word you use when you can’t determine whether or not in the air is fog or smog.
E.g. The air in Hong Kong, could be considered smog or fog, so just use smofog.
Used in cases when you cannot tell if smog or fog.

“Wow, the smofog is really visible today.”
“I can’t tell if that’s smog or fog, so its smofog.”

by Living Dreadful January 6, 2018

smoffie

a young girl who is usually miss judged but is really nice when you get to know her. bery stunning and kind
also freinds with, gracey, jezebeland anybody else who smokes weed

corr look at that smoffie
shes a right stoner

by xxx-ooo June 20, 2008

Smofo

A smooth mother fucker.

Guy 1 : Did you see that guy get all those chicks last night?

Guy 2 : Yeh what a smofo.

by samuel l samson April 22, 2009