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a young girl who is usually miss judged but is really nice when you get to know her. bery stunning and kind
also freinds with, gracey, jezebeland anybody else who smokes weed
corr look at that smoffie
shes a right stoner
smoffie by xxx-ooo June 20, 2008
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She is a sweet delicate person, Has a bad temper and slight ADHD, She can do multiple things she's very capable of hexing people and cursing them.
Omg ur like Soffie!!
soffie by jshisjsisjsus April 4, 2021
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scoffield 

1) A charecter from the hit TV series "Prison Break"
2) A greeting between two males
"My name is Michael Scoffield"
"Scoffield....PI!!!!!"
scoffield by Ashwath July 14, 2006

scoffield 

running away from your posse at the end of the night coz youre too drunk.

the guy who ALWAYS dissapears without telling anybody and you find out like half an hour later that hes gone
last nite i was so smashed i had to pull a scoffield on my brothas!
scoffield by Lotion November 28, 2007
more sugar than coffie
man this coffie is fucking sweet what is it ,shoffie ?
shoffie by buba_da_shit December 17, 2009
- yo!, fancy a smoffee?
- sure, let's go!
Smoffee by nullsub February 12, 2010
"Smoofie" is a term of endearment shared among awesomely cool, genuinely nice people. The term is intended to convey respect and affectionate regard, particularly among colleagues who work closely with one-another in a small business. It's a bit silly, but sweetly intended.
In a daily newsletter or blog, for example, the greeting is: "Good Morning, smoofies..."

Or when directly addressing a colleague, you might say, "Hey, smoofie...'sup?"

Please note: this word and its unique spelling is only to be positively construed. Similar words/definitions are not the same.
smoofie by KennethTheBarista January 20, 2014
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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